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50k FOR A VERSE, NO ALBUM OUT

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For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

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THICK DADDY M’BAKU

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Adorable murder weapon

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I didn’t go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice

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Standard Elvish 🤣

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Obsessed with this fucking tiktok

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🐱 Studio Ghibli + Cats 🐈