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They both have the best fan songs

Among us and Phasmophobia are similar but complete opposites as far as games go.

One is adorably designed but will potentially break your friendships the same way that Monopoly and Risk do

One is creepy as hell with but will have random strangers working together as if they've been decades long comrades in order to survive.

There is the potential to be murdered in either game.

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Quick girls join the hockey team 

i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together 

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YA WANNA ARUGE OR YOU WANNA GET ON THE BOAT

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she has spoken

I read that one post about Jessica Rabbit being asexual and I was like “huh that’s an interesting headcanon” especially since they had all this analytical proof and so I told my roommate and she instantly went “NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.” And she walked out of my room saying “trust me, I know a sexual being when I see one” and the most memorable part of this was her saying “do NOT ruin this for me” so please help me “ruin” Jessica Rabbit for my super heterosexual roommate by avidly supporting my new headcanon of asexual!Jessica Rabbit

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It’s been a while huh

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MAPs aren't lgbt

Incest is gross

Asexuals are valid and are part of the LGBTQIA+ community

Pansexuals are valid and are part of the LGBTQIA+ community

Aromantics are valid and are part of the LGBTQIA+ community

Bisexuals are valid and are part of the LGBTQIA+ community

Anyone who is aspec is valid and part of the LGBTQIA+ community

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@mutuals stop and think before you reblog a post that has the word “lgbtia+” in it. advice from your friendly intersex mutual, archy: STOP dragging intersex ppl into the lgbt community. idc if you think aces/aros are lgbt just stop dragging other ppl into this. stop putting a fucking i in the acronym. intersex isn’t a gender OR a sexuality- it’s a medical condition. we have time and time again asked for you guys to recognize this, time and time again asked for you guys to stay out of our issues, but you continue to misgender us and use us as props for your arguments. your “lgbtia+ positivity” isn’t nice, it’s hurtful, it literally makes me so dysphoric because i’m basically being told that my genitals and chromosomes somehow make me inherently nonbinary. i’m not lgbt because i’m intersex, i’m lgbt because i’m trans and gay. y'all aren’t being “inclusive” or “recognizing our issues,” most of the time y'all don’t even know what intersex means and it’s obvious when you group it in with genders and sexualities. by dragging us into the lgbt community you are misgendering so many people and intersexist as fuck.

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After seeing multiple creators having to publically out themselves or reveal past traumas in order to get fans to stop yelling at them for representing a certain minority/concept in fiction, can yall learn to take a second to consider how your words and actions affect others? Especially in fandom spaces? By demanding that people can only talk about certain issues if they’ve personally been affected by them, you are directly forcing people to reveal their trauma/minority status.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH

as a bi girl, i’m fucking tired of hearing other wlw say that f/f relationships are inherently better, healthier, and more pure than m/f relationships. stop telling wlw that women are never abusive. stop telling bi girls that men cant love them the way women can. if you believe that love is love, fucking act like it.

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OH MOOD

It would be nice if the Sanders Sides comic dubs on YouTube were as popular as the UNDERTALE ones

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I fucking love lawyers

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FO

I am so sorry, it’s just been months and I just- aShdkSHDjsdh I love this piece so much

Also! Reason I’ve come searching for this, is it alright with you/the original author/the original creator if I write a piece dealing with the aftermath of this? I just- this inspires me so freakin much and I adore it to pieces 

I’ll give credit and link back to this, of course!

Tea Party for FamILY

Warnings: unsympathetic Patton, manipulating, dark conversation

Deceit had tried so hard to keep Virgil with them. Virgil was his family, and they held each other close to heart. Of course there was an occasional argument, some bickering, light hearted teasing. But they loved each other.

They were family. At least, that’s what Deceit had thought. But Virgil grew distant, and cold, and soon he stopped coming home entirely. Deceit wanted to be mad. He wanted to feel the rage Remus had made. The anger, the betrayal, all of it.

But he looked at Virgil with his new family, and knew that he was happy. He was upset that he couldn’t provide that to Virgil anymore. But he couldn’t be upset at Virgil for leaving to be happy.

Even if his happiness made them more lonely. Deceit took a sip of the tea. The man across from him smiled at him. He was cheery, and bubbly.

Deceit had never seen a smile so cold.

The man hummed cocking his head ever so slightly to the left as he lifted the tea cup up. Pinky out, he seemed to carry himself with a happy and cheery demeanor of an over achieving optimist.

What stopped Deceit from speaking, was the look in the man’s eyes. One that was cold, and filled with malice. It spread to his smile, creating an expression that froze the blood in his veins.

Finally, the man spoke. “Well hello there, kiddo! How’s your day been?”

Deceit took a sip of his tea. “It’s been well, how was yours?”

The smile grows colder. “You don’t care.”

“Why would you think that?” Deceit asks, carefully.

Patton sets his cup down to drop another cube of sugar into his cup. “You’re a snake. And a dark side. You’re evil. You don’t care how my day went, kiddo. After all this whole thing is just for your own gain. Isn’t it?”

“No, it isn’t, not really.” Deceit responds, honest for the first time in a while. He’d been practicing speaking without lies. “There are things I want from this, but they are not the only reason I proposed this tea party.”

“Well then,” Patton drops another sugar cube into the cup. “Cut to the chase, because I have a family to get back to. Not that you’d know anything about that.”

Deceit wants to be angry, and he feels anger in his blood at the comment. How dare he say such a thing? To assume Deceit doesn’t know family, when it may be one of the most important things to him! But Deceit keeps his cool. Takes a slightly deeper breath than normal.

“I want to know,” he says finally, “If Virgil is okay. And, I want to know… what do you have?”

“What do you mean, kiddo? I’ve got lots of things!”

“What do you have, that I don’t?”

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Me, at the start of the year: Yeah it's fine if I hiatus for a few months, nobody will miss me

Tumblr, rn: 99+ Notifications

Me: What the actual fuck

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Thomas: *Sees Janus sleeping* Aw, that’s adorable. I wonder if he’s dreaming about anything.

[Janus’s dream]

Janus: *Chants* AN-AR-CHY! AN-AR-CHY!

[Non-Dream]

Janus: *Smiles in his sleep*

Thomas: Yep, adorable.

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Gremlin gang edit of me and my friends texts.

This is very Gremlin Gang yes i 100% approve gsjdbdd