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it’s all fun and games when you feel a spider on your leg until there is in fact a spider on your leg

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why do babies be staring

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okay so basically update i forgot where i put my phone and have actually lost it within five minutes

locked out of my phone with 7 incorrect attempts. will i get back in? we’ll see. come back in an hour.

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locked out of my phone with 7 incorrect attempts. will i get back in? we’ll see. come back in an hour.

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help i’m still not a tumbrl #pro

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me inside the mcmaccas eating my mcmozarella sticks asking my mcmum if she mcplanned having me

my mum: you were a mcsteak

im going insane

see y’all nezzt tuesday!!!!!

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it takes me 4 minutes to brush my teeth because i spend half the time munching on my toothbrush

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mad rush is revolutionary and i WILL cry every time i listen to it

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AAAAAARRRHHHGGGG

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since when were there 52 weeks in a year?????? i thought there were 56 :(

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why does the letter Z exist?????? if we can say pluto isn’t a “full sized planet” then we can just as easily say that Z isn’t a “full sized letter.”

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if i were a mouse i’d definitely risk my life for some cheese

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i just realised that ovals are shaped like ovals…mind actually blown

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help i’m manually blinking and I can’t stop

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beans?

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what would you do if I put sugar in your salt shaker

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WHEN will you wear wigs???

HAHAHAHAHHAH