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I thought this was from Ambush Simulation AU for a sec 😂

I fully believe Twice was in it for friendship/family from the moment he met them

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this is my way of coping

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Gotcha

“Put me the hell down.”

"Oh, you!"

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I drew this and I thought,  “His hand is awfully close to his ass….I’m not fixing it.”

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Does anyone else think about how hilarious it would have been if Endeavor's character was his usual complete asshole self in public, but as soon as the cameras stopped rolling and the crowds weren't looking, he just completely 180'd into doting parent mode and his canon behavior is the most convincing gimmick ever? Like he's a complete jerk during interviews and other professional settings, but as soon as the camera's not focused on him, he's gleefully texting his children about how school/work was and it is the weirdest switch in behavior ever.

I'm just imagining Shouto's classmates being concerned for him because his dad always looks so angry on TV, and then Shouto concerns them even further by deadpanning, "What do you mean? My father is a very caring parent," without giving any form of context.

I assume in this AU Touya's fine, either working as a Pro or some other career, but whatever he does, the phrase, "Your father's here," is usually met with him scrambling to vacate the immediate vicinity in order to avoid the crushing freight train of a hug headed his way.

Rei's probably fine, too, and completely normal about her oversized teddy bear husband.

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"Why are you still on tumblr, it's a dead site" Tumblr is the ONLY site that still works in the way of -Follow this person, see their posts- instead of -you stopped scrolling and stayed on this post for .2 seconds longer than others, here's 100 more posts like it- I hate algorithms. Tumblr has its many issues. But at least I keep my choice of what I see.

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mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

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I don't know why but I heard Blitz mocking voice when I read the last line 😭🤣

Ambush Simulation: The Traitor

Shouto: Look, can this wait? We just identified the traitor and it was one of my classmates.

Touya: No shit, who was it?

Shouto: It was Aoyama.

Touya: No, not Aoyama.

Shouto: *frowning* You don't even know who that is, do you.

Touya: *offended* I do, too! He's the sparkly, glitter-farting, French twerp who thought he could hide from me during the simulation by squatting in some bushes. Almost called him out, too, then Twice went and distracted me and I completely forgot what I was doing. That's right! Keep making that face, baby bro! I spent a week with you brats, I fucking learned your names!

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au where toya stays part 4 (?). hawks and touya meet at endeavor's agency whether they want to or not heh (some lore in the tags)

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Sibling arguments with Touya after the war.

Touya: “Did you eat my pizza rolls?”

Natsuo: “Maybe.”

Touya: “What the hell? Those were mine.”

Natsuo: “You ate my Taco Bell DoorDash.”

Touya: “That was weeks ago!”

Natsuo: “The past never dies.”

Touya: “…”

Natsuo: “…”

Touya, tackling him.

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The way hero Touya’s costume is a mix of his dad’s (the innerwear and the gears) along with his signature coat like the one he wears as a villain too (he’s got style, duhh) MAN he would’ve been the coolest hottest hero ever omfggg

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Putting this here cause I can’t stop thinking about them

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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

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Ambush Simulation: Touya

"All right, here's the thing. I know I'm home alone tonight and I just heard a noise. So if there's a home intruder listening right now, I'm naked and I have a fire Quirk. Now I'm about to go take a sip of some green tea, so if when I'm done sipping on my green tea and I hear another noise, I'm gonna sweep this house, naked, with my fire Quirk. Now here's the thing. If when I do so, naked, with my fire Quirk, I find someone that shouldn't be here, I'm gonna make Kamino look like a FUCKING FAMILY VACATION!!!!"

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I’m high-key projecting onto Touya as an oldest sibling, so I will be ignoring canon forever, thank you ✨

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Ahem, I recall Izuku trying to save that man... he needs a true evangelist, maybe Naruto

Savior complex so bad call me Izuku Midoriya the way I think I could save this man

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"English isn't my-"

Hush now my friend, and let me read the absolute beauty of a fic that you have bestowed this world and humiliated the first English speakers with

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I choked on my coke, I never thought about that 🤣

It’s the first time you’re getting intimate with Dabi and you pull down his boxers and pause like “… Do you dye your hair?”