iamprincessashleynicole

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Lily and Bandit helping me figure out all the Taylor clues

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Nothing matters anymore

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They’re burning all of the witches even if you aren’t one.

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Yup. So everything sucks.

Have a great night.

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It feels really awesome to be forgotten

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ok, i’m built like a noble ox. like i am 6′1 and i am sturdy lady. like thighs for days. if you try to move me. you will be moved. body images aside (lol, i am self conscious about my size, yeah it’s life) 

so like, i am very used to girls standing next to me in public places. i end up acquiring a pack of ladies. just because women are like, that lady is a lady men stay away from. i am jerk kryptonite (usually, i get my fair share of creeps, such is life) but most men have self preservation that this 6′1 ox will break them. and i will

so usually i am in my own phone and look up to another lady standing next to me. and i will immediately look up and make eye contact and nod. like, you know, that nod. i see you and you can talk if there is something wrong. i end up on a reg basis being a defacto bodyguard to these young ladies and small women while waiting for buses and in the metro. 

i am a large oak tree. i protect the other birds. 

ladies, we all got roles. find tree in the wild. we’re always happy to provide shelter from the creeps.

i’ve regularly said, “move on, she doesn’t want to be your friend”

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Everyone’s a shady bitch.

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if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better 

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This seems like something everyone should know if they’re in the sciences and/or interested in reading scientific papers.

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I just don’t know how much longer I can do this.

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Feeling very empty, even though my life should be full.

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if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

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THIS. THIS IS A DUO.

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If anyone wants to gift me tickets to rep @rose bowl I wouldn’t say no but I would cry and kiss you on the mouth.

Jonny said it would be okay.

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I have a secreeettt

Jonny and I are going to staff trying to have kids when he loses 75 lbs and I lose 100

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can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED

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The delicate music video isn’t getting any hate because those who dislike Taylor can’t see it