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Drunk Caesar is a menace

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Every Stardust Crusaders fight

Joseph: Alright, everyone, we��ve made it to Egypt. Don’t act like an idiot, okay? Stick together.

Polnareff: Yeah, yeah, gotcha!

(Polnareff leaves the hotel by himself)

Polnareff, a minute later: Why is it so cold in Egypt? It’s 5 degrees Celsius!

Some dude coming out of an alleyway: HAHAHAHAHA! You’ve met the power of my stand,  「THE WIND」! My stand’s name represents temperature, masturbation, and wind! Its power is controlling air currents and temperature! And if cold air meets with hot air…

(Parts of Polnareff’s chest explode)

Polnareff:

Dude: Hahahaha! You’re gonna die now, Polnareff! Lord DIO is gonna pay me a boatload of money!

Polnareff: AVDOL! GIGI! JOTARO! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

(Jotaro comes out of the alleyway where the dude originally was)

Jotaro: やれやれだぜ… Polnareff, stop leaving hotels by yourself. And you, stand man. You’re a fucking dumbass. You had an impressive setup where you used the hotel’s vents to spew cold air. But Kakyoin and I found your stand in the vents and punched it to pieces. That’s why you’re bleeding from every orifice.

Dude, whose name is actually Just N. Bebir: SHIT! Don’t hurt me! I’ll tell you everything you need to know! Except info on Lord DIO’s stand!

Jotaro: Yair Yair Day’s… you really are despicable.

(Just N. gets ORA ORA’d for a while)

Commentator: Just N. Bebir, controller of the stand  「THE WIND」, has retired!

Jotaro: Polnareff, those wounds weren’t even fatal. They barely scratched your skin, even though it had to be censored in the anime version.

Polnareff, lying through his teeth: I’m so sorry, Jotaro! I’ll never run off alone again!

Iggy: *bark*

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Every Stardust Crusaders fight

Joseph: Alright, everyone, we’ve made it to Egypt. Don’t act like an idiot, okay? Stick together.

Polnareff: Yeah, yeah, gotcha!

(Polnareff leaves the hotel by himself)

Polnareff, a minute later: Why is it so cold in Egypt? It’s 5 degrees Celsius!

Some dude coming out of an alleyway: HAHAHAHAHA! You’ve met the power of my stand,  「THE WIND」! My stand’s name represents temperature, masturbation, and wind! Its power is controlling air currents and temperature! And if cold air meets with hot air…

(Parts of Polnareff’s chest explode)

Polnareff:

Dude: Hahahaha! You’re gonna die now, Polnareff! Lord DIO is gonna pay me a boatload of money!

Polnareff: AVDOL! GIGI! JOTARO! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

(Jotaro comes out of the alleyway where the dude originally was)

Jotaro: やれやれだぜ… Polnareff, stop leaving hotels by yourself. And you, stand man. You’re a fucking dumbass. You had an impressive setup where you used the hotel’s vents to spew cold air. But Kakyoin and I found your stand in the vents and punched it to pieces. That’s why you’re bleeding from every orifice.

Dude, whose name is actually Just N. Bebir: SHIT! Don’t hurt me! I’ll tell you everything you need to know! Except info on Lord DIO’s stand!

Jotaro: Yair Yair Day’s… you really are despicable.

(Just N. gets ORA ORA’d for a while)

Commentator: Just N. Bebir, controller of the stand  「THE WIND」, has retired!

Jotaro: Polnareff, those wounds weren’t even fatal. They barely scratched your skin, even though it had to be censored in the anime version.

Polnareff, lying through his teeth: I’m so sorry, Jotaro! I’ll never run off alone again!

Iggy: *bark*

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Every Stardust Crusaders fight

Joseph: Alright, everyone, we’ve made it to Egypt. Don’t act like an idiot, okay? Stick together.

Polnareff: Yeah, yeah, gotcha!

(Polnareff leaves the hotel by himself)

Polnareff, a minute later: Why is it so cold in Egypt? It’s 5 degrees Celsius!

Some dude coming out of an alleyway: HAHAHAHAHA! You’ve met the power of my stand,  「THE WIND」! My stand’s name represents temperature, masturbation, and wind! Its power is controlling air currents and temperature! And if cold air meets with hot air…

(Parts of Polnareff’s chest explode)

Polnareff:

Dude: Hahahaha! You’re gonna die now, Polnareff! Lord DIO is gonna pay me a boatload of money!

Polnareff: AVDOL! GIGI! JOTARO! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

(Jotaro comes out of the alleyway where the dude originally was)

Jotaro: やれやれだぜ… Polnareff, stop leaving hotels by yourself. And you, stand man. You’re a fucking dumbass. You had an impressive setup where you used the hotel’s vents to spew cold air. But Kakyoin and I found your stand in the vents and punched it to pieces. That’s why you’re bleeding from every orifice.

Dude, whose name is actually Just N. Bebir: SHIT! Don’t hurt me! I’ll tell you everything you need to know! Except info on Lord DIO’s stand!

Jotaro: Yair Yair Day’s… you really are despicable.

(Just N. gets ORA ORA’d for a while)

Commentator: Just N. Bebir, controller of the stand  「THE WIND」, has retired!

Jotaro: Polnareff, those wounds weren’t even fatal. They barely scratched your skin, even though it had to be censored in the anime version.

Polnareff, lying through his teeth: I’m so sorry, Jotaro! I’ll never run off alone again!

Iggy: *bark*

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So the recent news huh

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Hirihiko Araki using a single tiny stroke of a pen to retroactively make one of the most iconic anime villains of all time canonically even queerer than they already were:

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Based on this post by @mymissalicorne

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Drew this so fast oh my god

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he’s learning english

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OVA Girlies

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Lisa Lisa: I know what u are

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hirohiko araki has achieved the schroedinger’s cat of lgbtq+ representation where there is definitely some kind of queer shit going on but nobody knows exactly what it is.

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Everyone and their kickable dog draws Dio playing rugby in Phantom Blood, but y'all forgot the other sport that Dio plays canonically:

BOXING 🥊💥

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Additional character sheets because I forgot to add them to the original post. Might be the first time I drew old man zeppeli and enjoyed it lol.

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The police officeeeer