iammeandthatsokay2

[iammeandthatsokay2]

You can hit a hundred boys with cars

[iammeandthatsokay2]

i've been ruined by the phrase "i'm sorry women" i'm literally addicted to it. bumped into a guy on the train and automatically said "i'm sorry women" with a completely straight face. he didn't even ask me to repeat myself. one look at my face and he knew i was beyond help.

[iammeandthatsokay2]

America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"

[iammeandthatsokay2]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[iammeandthatsokay2]

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

[iammeandthatsokay2]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[iammeandthatsokay2]

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

[iammeandthatsokay2]

[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia

[iammeandthatsokay2]

phil lester is so pop diva. in the morning he only speaks after drinking coffee, he has a younger boyfriend who worships the ground he walks on, gets drunk after one fruity sweet drink (that he orders while flirting with the waiter), has money and management skills, is a visionary in his art form and never gives a fuck ever except for when it's time to be nice or to let ppl know how hot and smart his boyfriend is

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The GenderBent Girl that for some reason already had girls' clothes.

Original by @ChabataVae on Twitter.

[iammeandthatsokay2]

I need boy advice help!

kill him

[iammeandthatsokay2]

Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:

The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate

The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration

"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.

The grunting, panting, yelling.

Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car

Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions

Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex

Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)

There was a time skip.

Seatbelt bondage

Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards

In summary; they totally fucked in that thing

[iammeandthatsokay2]

narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

[iammeandthatsokay2]

coarse language? coarse fucking language? yeah.. i got ur coarse language right here pal... sandpaper, stubble, grit. unground salt and pepper.

[iammeandthatsokay2]

unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite

[iammeandthatsokay2]

girl you've been running through my mind all day