iammaulik
Chronicles of a Funny Man
The blog of a guy who makes terrible jokes on himself, and laughs to make it less awkward. Gets really sarcastic whent the time isn't good
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Brie Larson as Carol Danvers in Captain Marvel (2019)
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This is supposed to our wedding day. Why did we invite all these people?
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I know what’s happening. I’m finally hydrated, and it’s unlocking my brain’s full potential. It’s too much for me. I’m Limitless-ing!
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Episode Idea:
99th Precinct in Brooklyn organises a fundraiser and Captain Holt nominates Jake for a Fab 5 makeover!
A QUEER EYE-BROOKLYN NINE NINE CROSSOVER!
#b99#broolyn nine nine#brooklyn 99#b99 fanfic#captain holt#Raymond Holt#queer Eye#jvn#antoni#jake peralta#tan France#bobby berk#karamo
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the gay experience is total and utter hatred of our physical appearance & then two seconds later complete narcissism and autoeroticism
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Wait, are we going to be graded, or is this just some pass/fail garbage?
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I don't mean to hurt people, but do y'all think Amy and Jake have gone down on each other?
#brooklyn 99#broolyn nine nine#brooklyn#jake peralta#jake#amy santiago#amy#andy samberg#melisa fumero#Melisa#nbc#B99#b99 spoilers#b99#renew b99#b99 fandom#b99 fanfiction#b99 fanfic
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Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.
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me: hey
friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up
me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu
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ok, but consider a centaur but the top half is a bee
what, the fuck
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Conversation I had with a guy about periods
Guy: Periods are bloody and gross.
Me: Actually, that blood is supposed to have great nutritional value. Cuz it was meant for a foetus. It’s not gross.
Guy: whatever, but it comes from a vagina. That’s fucking gross.
Me: So did you.
Guy: *stares at me for a really long time.*
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In 2005, 11-year-old Harry Kane posed with England’s captain David Beckham and a teammate at the launch of the Beckham Academy.
13 years later, Harry Kane is the captain of England and the girl has become his wife 😍
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