iamjusttrash

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you know no shade to the original Barbie filmography but I do feel like the 2023 Barbie movie about a doll that suddenly becomes aware of her own mortality which sets her off on a quest to repair gender trauma and realize her own humanity while also leading a resistance coalition against a tyrannical Ken government is way more accurate to the absolutely unhinged way we actually played with barbies, like it’s not quite the level of making your Barbies conspire to run someone over with a car and hide the body before getting into a fight over a decades old affair but it’s closer

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crisp glass of water moodboard

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usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

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oh ok

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dropping food when you're already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high

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guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

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i bring a "they shouldnt have that wild animal in their house" sort of vibe to the conversation that enjoyers of cute animal videos dont really like

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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No one is forcing you to be attracted to fat people. All you have to do is be normal and polite and not like.. cruel and mean. You'd think this wasn't a big ask but Guess What

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Ok

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i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections