iamhilja

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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

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i feel so seen!!

(twitter thread)

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Happy plagueiversary

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i provide a simple service

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pls reblog, we're doing some important science here

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affirmations for when you have to send emails

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evil infodumping where you just tell lies

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"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

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hey, don't cry. comet C/2022 E3 (ZTF) visible to us humans for the first time in 50,000 years before it'll leave us forever, ok?

[source] for all the images

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Ok, I have been blessed with polls but up until now I couldn't find a good use for them XD

But I am very curious about those polls where the distribution of votes is the point of the poll - so please join me in this experiment: vote and reblog but NO CHEATING (don't write in comments or tags what the poll looks like when you vote, don't vote from multiple accounts to correct your guess, don't message your friends etc). Vote blindly and let's see what happens :D

The ideal result would be having 1 at about 2%, 2 at about 4%, 3 at about 5%, 4 at about 7%, 5 at about 9%, 6 at about 11%, 7 at about 13%, 8 at about 15%, 9 at about 16% and 10 at about 18% but honestly I would still be impressed if every number got some votes AND they were in a gradient from low to high percentage. I don't think it's gonna happen but I WANNA KNOW.

(Setting it up for a week because I want maximum data)

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day 2: accidentally touched your hand ♡

(prompt list for femslashfeb)

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me, at 2 pm, when the stores are open: you don't have any little treats in the house. if you want a little treat later, you have to go to the store and buy one now.

me: *does not go to the store*

me, at 9 pm, when the stores are closed: tweat? 🥺 no tweats for me? 🥺🥺 cries 🥺 cries for one thousand years 🥺🥺🥺

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not many people know this but theres actually no written form of the spanish language . when we text each other it just says [speaking Spanish] on the screen and we psychically commune the words

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