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on their clit like morse code

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i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

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i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”

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Oh, I got that on ff.net. damn it

Bless tumblr users for informing me of scams within three to five business days

An Odd Question for Fic Writers on AO3

This week, when I posted an update on one of my fics, I got three or four comments from readers I'd not seen before. But they were, well, odd--they were clearly veiled requests for commissions for art. Though they were purportedly from different people and different account names, the way they were written made it clear they actually originated from the same hand.

So, question: has anyone else seen this? Is this something that should be mentioned to the AO3 powers that be?

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i took a pottery class before COVID sent everything to hell and made some weird pots in it

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Amy Casey (American, 1976) - Uncertain Forest (2018)

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Dunaliella salina

Italy-based photographer Paolo Pettigiani shares beautiful shots of the pink algae (Dunaliella Salina) which lives in it. This pink algae can exist in just about any kind of natural body of saltwater and is the main source of nutrition for another common resident of saltwater: a miniscule shrimp called the artémias salina.

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Tomato Oddish.

Grab yourself a print here

Instagram

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i found a bunch of old nasty dragons back from when i was 9-12 and wanted to redraw a few of em - clearly though i was MUCH better at creature design then than i am now, how did i ever think i could top this face

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The first row has seatbelts, so you don't pancake on the windsheild

I've been on buses with seatbelts tho, but noone uses them

Do buses have seatbelts where you live? yes/no (if mod wants to add a never been on a bus option that's fine)

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coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water

me: I’m king of busy rn

coworker: no really just come here

the ph test:

my honest reaction:

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i can't be the only one who's just straight-up ... bored with women hating themselves. my mom keeps lamenting to me how upset she is about her gray hair. my friend stares at her laugh lines every day in agony. my sister loses sleep over the horrible unbearable thought of looking fat. and every time these women i love open up to me, i can't help but think ... then stop staring at yourself? stop drowning yourself, narcissus, and just fucking live your life instead of sitting in front of a mirror obeying cosmetic corporations' lies. just stop it. this is getting ridiculous. you're too smart to be falling for this bullshit. "oh no but these men who hate women told me that if i'm ugly i'm worthless!" girl if you actually believe that then good luck. but i am getting worse at being supportive of people whose nonsense worldviews keep them trapped in pain. stop looking at yourself start fucking living i am pleading you deserve to be happy and it is stupid that you disagree