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guys i think he is ready
okay but has anyone ever considered that irv has never been loved before. not really. but now he’s ready. he’s ready. he’s ready. he’s ready. he’s ready.
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the most terrifying part of this is elon musk jumpscare
you arrive at work (hungry, as usual) excited for more under-tarp sex with your work husband only to find that he's not there. when you ask your boss about it he berates you. you talk to your only remaining work friend about it, but he blames you for not being able to be with his not-work wife and then kills himself. you decide to seek out the treasure map hidden by your other dead work friend. the treasure is your work husband's not-work wife, who is currently trapped in work hell. you're trying to memorize the directions in your darkened office (no work is being done). and then elon musk walks in
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oh why is water dripping from my eyes?
There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves; it is not my nature.
- Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
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also can someone pretty please explain to me why it made sense for mclaren to tell oscar to hold positions when he was driving faster? cause i genuinely don’t understand :D
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currently in the trenches (isack dnf, oscar being told to hold positions, ferrari strategy disaster masterclass)
only things keeping me sane are alex p4 and kimi p5 + lawson dnf
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bro is in the trenches
Ollie Bearman ausgp plotline

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i need to see him on the podium AT LEAST once this season pls he deserves it 🕯️
can we talk about ALEX ALBON? he just qualified p6 in a WILLIAMS
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this virus is highly contagious, i regret to inform i’ve contracted the same disease
Guys I hate to say it but I think the Shiv Roy particles I ingested during succession are being triggered by a weakness in my immune system and reactivating the virus thereby turning me into a Helena Egan sympathizer
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dude you gotta watch severance it's so exciting. in season 2 they go outside
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Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.
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WILLIAM BUTCHER YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST VICTORIA NEUMAN!!!


WILLIAM BUTCHER, COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS!!
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