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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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sending hugs to whoever needs them today
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Just remembered Aziraphale blessed this guy's Grindr account. Lol, he got a dude laid. A lot.
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this is my otp ship manifesto
is that a little smile
is he looking at tay's ass
what do you need to be so close for
sir remember you are a professional
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never forget your roots
fanfiction.net before they removed the NC-17 stories
going to fanfiction.net at all
going to adultfanfiction.net in the fallout of the great “purge”
figuring out that ain’t nobody actually monitoring NC-17 stories there anyway so just rate it “M”
“please R&R! concrit appreciated!”
warning: lemon
though it may be more on the limey side of lemon
“summary sux just read it”
replying to reviews in the author’s notes
author’s notes in which the characters talk to each other and the author
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I don't need someone to match my freak; I need someone to complement my freak. Accentuate and accent my freak. Plus, we gotta diversify our freak portfolio here -- combine our efforts to cover the greatest amount of freakage instead of seeking freak redundancy.
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Ok I’m like half a year too late so somebody has probably already made this joke but it’s kinda crazy that even when Tantai Jin didn’t have a will to live, he had the wherewithal to wake up every day and put on that eyeliner sharp enough to cut a bitch and that was probably the Devil God in him who was mad as hell he didn’t get to serve his usual gay coded Disney villain realness while stuck in this unsalted congee bowl of a man’s body
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Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.
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anyway werewolf service dog task brainrot is back
werewolf who you've never met but as she passes you she sniffs you and then grabs you and goes "hey your heart rate is really high" and holds you up as you start to get lightheaded
werewolf who sits in your lap to give you deep pressure therapy
werewolf who just stands there with you menacingly to give you space from people
werewolf who learns your allergies and starts telling you when your food has something you're allergic to
werewolf who pushes your wheelchair and carries you up stairs
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Love Between Fairy and Devil 苍兰诀 (2022) Dir. Yi Zheng – Episode 10
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I’m sitting in a coffee shop right now, and there’s a teenage boy and girl (I’d say about 16-17) sitting at the next table over. At first I thought they were on a date, but actually the exact opposite is happening - no, not a breakup. I mean they’re talking about the fact that they both have a crush on the same girl. Currently they’re very earnestly debating whether they should ask her out one after another or if they should go together like in that one episode of Community.
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bts fanfics i think shakespeare and queen elizabeth i would’ve gossiped about.
chapter ii. ✷ chapter iv.
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