iamautisticidiot
Idiot here
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Hello! I'll post funny things sometimes! I have two RP blogs: @logan-howlettrp and @wade-wilsonrp Don't be shy if you wanna RP, I'm friendly!
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iamautisticidiot · 19 hours ago
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Hello sorry for an ask. I am very sick, my asthma is at its maximum level, my nose freezes, I have no medicine or food. I am in bad shape financially, I am a black disabled, who uses multiple medications, I pay for my food and lodging
Unfortunately I do not have all the resources to keep me safe, that is why I need your help, whatever you can contribute to me will be of great help.
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iamautisticidiot · 4 days ago
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iamautisticidiot · 4 days ago
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iamautisticidiot · 4 days ago
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saw this bad boy pulled TF up @ petsmart the other day
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iamautisticidiot · 5 days ago
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Save a horse ride a cowboy 😏😏
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iamautisticidiot · 5 days ago
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Old men yaoi palate cleanser😎
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iamautisticidiot · 5 days ago
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fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms
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iamautisticidiot · 5 days ago
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The new Christmas short or whatever Ryan Reynolds is filming right now, where Wade is relentlessly setting up mistletoe for a party to kiss his friends in unconventional ways. Buck gets a kiss on the top of his bald head. Al gets a forehead kiss. Wade slaps a hand over Dopinders mouth and kisses the back of his hand because he knows Dopinder just isn’t into swapping spit. Vanessa gets a kiss on the cheek. Shatterstar gets a very romantic ‘enchante’ kiss to the knuckles. Everyone gets something different, none of them are ‘real’ kisses.
Logan passes under the mistletoe and before Wade can enact his elaborate plan to get his mouth on THE WOLVERINE, Logan is just pulling him in by the ugly Christmas sweater for an actual kiss, with tongue, for way too long to be a joke. And everyone is just watching like
👁👄👁️
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iamautisticidiot · 5 days ago
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Talked about it elsewhere, but I take your "Wade flirting with Logan and getting him flustered" and raise you, "Logan shamelessly and openly flirted with a taken woman he had known for all of five minutes. Once he realizes and accepts that he likes Wade, he's gonna be SO fucking forward and Wade freezes up because he didn't think he'd actually get this far"
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iamautisticidiot · 5 days ago
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iamautisticidiot · 6 days ago
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it's important to mock and belittle military and law enforcement to signal to others that these are not respectable professions, both to dissuade entry and to devalorize the institutions in the public eye
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iamautisticidiot · 6 days ago
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Wade in lingerie..<3
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iamautisticidiot · 6 days ago
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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.
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iamautisticidiot · 6 days ago
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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
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iamautisticidiot · 6 days ago
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So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.
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iamautisticidiot · 6 days ago
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this is what you get for dating an atheist
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