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put together the device
put away the remainder
that is all
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put the sticks away and clean your room
that is all
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don't eat that food again
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Find The Email and fill it out before it's too late
also do your fucking paperwork
that is all
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pov my friend when I bring my other friend
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in the tags, post where you’re from and list the first animal that comes to your head for each of these:
1. animal associated with sleep
2. animal associated with singing
3. animal associated with jumping/bouncing/hopping
4. an animal that is cowardly
5. a wise animal
6. a cunning/sneaky animal
see my tags for examples of what i mean. i want to see what other people connote animals with.
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Hey I'm trans what do I do now?
You must journey through the western gates into the great unknown, past the black ridge, through the mires betwixt towering mountains, past the empty fields of gold that stretch on for miles, unto horizons anew.
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I am more worried about squeezing it and it popping
I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode
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throwing a banana peel into the trash
a lovely creecher
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if i am not a main character i am at least a really cool side character, right?
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reblogging for one of my friends
autistic who goes “fun fact” and then proceeds to tell you the most gruesome unfunny thing you’ve heard all day
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terror, pure terror, is finding our bodies out of the closet, which I know you understand
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call me a socialist cause I am an expert of social interactions
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yknow what fuck it
im gonna start drumming
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the dash knows the vibe ig jesus
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