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how do you pronounce Axle? I've been saying "axe lee" for the past couple days and I'm starting to think there's a different way of saying it

Sup! It's ax-l. Like the car part.

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Axle's biggest fear is that one day, his violent code will make him hurt the ones he's closest to.

(Okay to reblog, do not repost, do not tag as ship.)

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You’re a random nobody

Me to a newborn baby

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so the girls whove been staying with us decided to almost kill egg

dad's not taking it well

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*slaps you around but for ethical (not sexual) reasons*

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" hey , wanna go fuck up eggman and possibly kill him ? " [ @silverfurball ]

DO YOU REALLY NEED TO ASK??

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((...I just realized, I don't think I ever mentioned this lol

This blog is like. At least 10 years in the future from game canon, but probably closer to 15 or more. Orbot and Cubot are very old (for robots) and pretty broken. Eggman doesn't like wasting time fixing them anymore, so they've gradually learned how to fix each other themselves, although not entirely. Axle tries to help, but he isn't all that good with repairs.

Orbot and Cubot were also half-assedly attempted to be scrapped at one point, and would've been if Axle hadn't seen it and stopped it in time. Orbot especially has suffered damage from this that they don't really know how to repair on their own.))

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@ Eggman stop being a pussy and FIX YOUR GODDAMN ROBOTS

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egg

egg

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So.

...anyone know how to fix a bot who's head nearly got cut in half?

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes more sense (still doesnt get it)

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Does it still count as a death threat if I put ‘lol’ at the end?

- Barnaby

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I offer doodles from Discord RP shenanigans I did with a friend, featuring her muses, Pneuma (Xenoblade) and Iris (Mega Man), and mine, Axle and Cubot from @i-was-an-axleident.

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((someone described my creation of Axle as "shipping [cuorb] so hard even your dreams give them lovechildren" IM KSJDHGLSKDFHJLSDKFJ))