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stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys
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does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012
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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional
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in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character
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Morally speaking your first use of a Death Note is always a freebie, since there's no way any reasonable person would expect it to work
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Don’t kill yourself you cannot let johnny depp outlive you
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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve
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Just wanted to redraw some scenes from twilight saga ✨
(This pic actually been on my phone for soooo long idk who’s the original creator of this meme lmaoo 😭)
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they should let you get xrays and mris just cause. i wanna see what my skelinton looks like. i wanna see my organs and shit
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Anyone else feel like it’s been one of those days since 2019?
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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i think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby. reblog if you also think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby
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