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There’s this problem that nobody talks about with doing creative tasks to keep your hands busy while listening to podcasts, and that problem is that every crafted item in your home comes with vivid auditory memories attached to it. I can’t put my crocheted beanie on without thinking of half of the Hephaestus crew getting blasted into space as their pod detaches from the ship in a fire safety measure.

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A Blacksmith’s Dream

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this is the only twitter thread that matters

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dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

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ok my turn dni if you are a business major, have never read a magic tree house book, participate in online discourse, think chemistry > literally any other science, call yourself a “former gifted kid,” have never lived in a house with a ceiling fan, dislike red, regularly go to a coffee shop, have one consistent colour in your wardrobe, don’t have a single OC, are an only child, have more than 500 liked songs on spotify, only use tumblr mobile

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Via @korvys​ (Twitter)

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Fuck it *shitposts on LinkedIn*

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Thanks American Girl!

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oops i stayed up until 3 am and now im having a certified mental illness moment and i want the sweet release of death

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Give your smart characters dyslexia

Give your confident characters speech impediments

Give your adult characters autism

Give your serious characters ADHD

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from the episode “the one where bob comes out as bi” 

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I don't believe deals with the devil are real because I have yet to see someone walking around as an anthropomorphic neon wolf

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owning cats is mostly just about getting meowed at