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My jaded Zombie Exodus homemaker MC was gonna go for either Reilly or Lopez... but... then Woody showed up and she accidentally fell in love.

Woody is so wholesome and sweet, this precious man must be protected at all costs.

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Emotionally cold character: I don’t fall in love, I’m only intrested in myself and I don’t have feelings

Sweet cute cinamon roll character :*exists*

Emotionally cold character :fuck

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....actually i changed my mind, i think it would be kinda sweet in the short term at least.

Did... did Leon really tell Sera he wanted to netflix and chill with her.... damn, I never thought i’d live to see the day Leon x Seraphina would be a thing

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LEON MADE A PASS AT SERAPHINA OMG YOU SLY DOG LEON--

Can i get a scene of mc teaching sera human slang?

“No, Astrid didn’t mean to actually spill your drink—she meant to tell her about the gossip.”

“Hm. That makes more sense.”

“Kol doesn’t actually want you to kill him—that’s just Gen Z nihilism.”

“Understandable.”

“Leon didn’t really want to watch Netflix with you.”

“...Oh.”

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Camus was an infamous womanizer throughout his life. People definitely knew how sexy he was ;)

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This. This is the Most Attractive Man in History.

Álvaro Cunhal (1913-2005) was one of the most important political figures in Portugal known for opposing its dictatorship of 41 years. Like many others he was arrested and tortured by the state police (PIDE) for being against the fascist government of Salazar. He was in prison for 15 years, 8 of which in total isolation, and took refuge in other countries until April 25th 1974 when the country's military forces took over radio stations and other media and made the revolution that allowed Portugal to be a free country again. He became part of the provisional governments whose goal was to create a democratic voting system, a new constitution, and allow citizens to create political parties. He was later elected by public vote as congressman and remained part of the government until 1992. He would die in 2005 of old age.

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Did I ever mention how mad it makes me that ppl today like to act like ppl in the middle ages never took baths, all thought that the Earth was flat, didn’t drink water, didn’t give a shit about health/sanitation and were in general all ignorant dumbasses?

Like, yeah those ~1000+ years werent a walk in the park for most people, they also weren’t morons for managing to live through it.

Your greatx100 grandparents powered through the collapse of Rome, famine, disease, and poverty so that u could exist Sharon, not so you could shit on them so show some respect smh. 

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I just realized how much I love pairings where a grumpy bear character who’s known for being stoic, snarky, and/or tough as nails ends up with a sweet, sunshine character and goes totally soft for them and them alone.

Bonus points if others react totally flabbergasted when they realize just how much the grumpy bear changes around the ray of sunshine. 

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This is beautiful!

Fanart for @tothewhistlingwinds for their wip!!!! I love amusement parks, fae shenanigans, and cogs so honestly it's like this wip was made for me.

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My Two Cents: Why Eren may be the father

This fandom is so divided, with half of us convinced that Eren is the father and half completely opposed to the idea.

I do not think Eren being the father makes sense outside of Eren being in an amorous relationship with Historia. However, I think that the likelihood of such a relationship is high.

I think that Isayama tends to write his relationships with a very light hand: romantic feelings are tied heavily to the plotline, and tend to be hinted at as opposed to heavily delved into. 

For example, look at Sasha and Niccolo. They seemed to be dating, but their relationship was developed with a handful of scenes and exposition both before and after Sasha’s death. The relationship also subverted fandom expectations, because most of the fandom at that point expected Connie to be the one who was with Sasha. But Connie later says that she’s like his sister, so while they were very close, their relationship wasn’t romantic. And Sasha/Niccolo was definitely unexpected.

One of the things I appreciate about Isayama is the fact that his characters are heavily dynamic, and our perceptions of them as well as their behavior changes drastically over the story, but in a very coherent way.

I ship Erehisu. One of the reasons I ship it is actually because Eren and Historia weren’t terribly close in the first arcs. That the protagonist could end up developing feelings for another main character who he previously didn’t have much of a bond with breaks formula for a manga, but it’s also quite realistic: in real life, our relationships aren’t set in stone. Our opinions and feelings towards people shift with time.

Eren himself shifted with time. As a standard shonen hero, he had a lot of the idealistic traits that these types have: tenacity, strong desire to protect his loved ones, desire for freedom, headstrong desire to fight whoever may threaten his friends’ safety. 

Historia has been shown to have these tendencies too. She aches for love more than ideals. She asked Ymir if they could live for each other, rest of the world be damned. Then she saved Eren, declaring herself humanity’s enemy in the process. She and Eren share a strong attachment to personal relationships, desire for freedom from the manipulation of past generations, and a propensity to pursue those goals even if they’re not necessarily the best idea. Eren also loves Mikasa and Armin, but the two of them are more worldly-minded, and can see the big picture of things. Historia clearly impressed Eren with her commitment to interpersonal kindness and protection (the orphanage) over worldly involvement. In any other story, these traits would make Historia into a saintly figure, but in this story, these traits end up making her complicit with Eren’s genocide. Like him, she prioritizes people she loves over ideas about “right” and “wrong.”

I do think Eren and Historia could be lovers. His honesty with her and acceptance of her was significant to her, and her freeing him was very significant to him. They clearly grew closer over the four-year timeskip as well.

So let’s look at Chapter 130. There are a few peculiarities about the Historia exposition here. 

One, why Eren reveals his genocide plot to Historia directly. You could say “He cares about her and wants to make sure that she knows he’s going to save her”, which is fine and all. He wants to save Armin and Mikasa too, although he kept them in the dark about this until he revealed his plot to all Eldians. Historia is the Queen. She absolutely could have alerted the MPs to Eren’s plans and stopped him like that. He says “you just have to keep quiet” about the plot, and that’s all. So as far as we know, there was no strategic reason for telling Historia, and great potential risk if she decided to betray him. He reminds her of her words when she saved him to convince her to keep quiet, thus making her guilty by complacency in his literal genocide. This is an incredible level of trust and foolhardiness that indicates that they are very close at this point.

Secondly, if Historia knew that Eren was doing everything in his power to free her from being bred like cattle and was complicit with the plot, that she immediately decides to go have a strategic farmer baby anyways is a big plothole. You could probably think of a few reasons why she acted like that if you tried hard, but there’s nothing obvious with this conversation to suggest that Historia should want or need at this point to have a kid with Farmer-kun. 

There is a possibility some people have brought up, which is that Historia may already be pregnant in the ch. 130 convo. The way the official translation is worded is very ambiguous, and leaves it open to interpretation. Historia could be asking Eren’s opinion on having a kid (for reasons we don’t yet know) or she could be delicately implying that she is going to have one.

If it’s the latter, it becomes much more likely that Eren is the father of the child. Historia and Eren would then go to Farmer-kun to give Historia a cover. 

From Eren’s POV, this conversation is clearly very important to him. It’s intercut with Zeke questioning Eren about Mikasa’s feelings for him. Remember that Zeke is anti-natalist. Eren says that he has four years left to live at most, and then the next panel is Historia asking about a child. It seems to me that Zeke may be testing Eren against his own ideology, trying to see how Eren feels about sexual relationships (and by extension, their implication: offspring). Eren mentally associates his response (effectively “I don’t have the lifespan for a serious relationship”) to Historia’s question. Either way, both conversations seem to be connected. They could easily be connected because they present to Eren a challenge surrounding his goal to sacrifice himself and save Paradis, namely romantic relationships. He’s thinking about what he could have had if he had not chosen this path to go down, but then he says “they’ll [his loved ones will] live on.”

I think there were definitely romantic connotations with Historia in this chapter. She may have asked Eren to have a child with her for unexplained strategic or even more nebulous sentimental reasons (and he denied her because of the aforementioned four-year lifespan) or she is already pregnant with his child. In that case, he may be regretting his decision because he wants to have a family. 

Again, the fact that Eren tells Historia in this short chapter more than he’s told most of his other loved ones after the timeskip as a whole and fully trusts her to keep it a secret (and she has) speaks volumes imo to what kind of relationship the two have. I think that if Eren is the father, the pregnancy is definitely a result of love. Eren and Historia both value personal attachments and freedom. Instead of breeding like cattle, they bring a child into the world out of love. Eren Krueger told Grisha to find a woman within the walls to love, and then mentioned Armin and Mikasa, so his words were also directed at Eren. I think that this may also be a form of foreshadowing.

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struggling not to make a dirty joke on that last part...

Earnest Everett was an African-American biologist and educator best known for his pioneering work in the physiology of development, especially in fertilization. 

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Meme and character portrait credit to @elindadraws​ !

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Just felt like drawin some pokemon fluff

(lets see if i can figure out all the ship names, lol)

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Waiter: What would you like to have?

Barry: Bring a milkshake, with two straws.

Dawn: *starts blushing*

Barry: *puts both straws in his mouth* Hey, watch how fast I can drink this.

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Is there any fanfic or fanart portraying Tahani after all her friends have moved on? I need something to make me cry 😭

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Sooo was I the only one watching Ready or Not that was kind of secretly wishing Daniel and Grace would hook up? Better Dan than her homicidal softboi husband. :p