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ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS TO ME IS BEING MUTUALS WITH A TON OF LARGER BLOGS BUT JUST BEING IMMUNE TO BLOG GROWTH. YOUR AWESOMENESS DOES NOT IN FACT RUB OFF. CERTIFIED FLOPS [[Only]] ON THIS BLOG.

one of the funniest things to me is being mutuals with a ton of larger blogs but just being immune to blog growth. your awesomeness does not In fact rub off. certified flops ONLY on this blog.

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UNFAIR THAT I CAN'T JUST [[Instantly Dematerialize]] FROM EXISTENCE [[When I'm Startled]], LIKE A CAT.

Unfair that I can't just instantly dematerialize from existence when I'm startled, like a cat.

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DON'T [[Chase]] YOUR DREAMS!

HUMANS ARE [[Persistence]] PREDATORS

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS AT A [[Sustainable Pace]], UNTIL THEY [[Get Tired]] AND [[Lie Down]]!

Don't chase your dreams!

Humans are Persistence Predators

Follow your dreams at a sustainable pace, until they get tired and lie down!

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DID YOU KNOW

IF YOU PERFORM ACTION [[Harmlessly Bother Cat]] YOU CAN RECEIVE [[Sounds]]

IF YOU PERFORM ACTION [[Ignore Cat]] YOU CAN ALSO RECEIVE [[Sounds]], WITH A PERCENTAGE CHANCE THAT THEY WILL BE [[Noises]] INSTEAD

Did you know

If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds

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VILLAINS NEVER LEAVE [[Threatening Video Messages]], PETTING A [[Fluffy Cat]], WHILE [[Only Visible From The Elbow Down]] ANYMORE. WE [[Used]] TO BE A [[Country]].

Villains never leave threatening video messages, petting a fluffy cat, while only visible from the elbow down anymore. We used to be a country.

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[[Horror Movie]] ABOUT A CREATURE THAT'S [[Terrorizing]] A [[Sleepy Idyllic Village]]. AND IT TURNS OUT THAT [[The Baker]] HAD BEEN USING [[Tiered Cakes]] TO BUILD AND ANIMATE CONSTRUCTS [[Accidentally]], DUE TO A [[Recipe Book]] THAT LATER TURNED OUT TO BE A [[Gen Ai Scam]].

Horror movie about a creature that's terrorizing a sleepy idyllic village. And it turns out that the Baker had been using tiered cakes to build and animate Constructs accidentally, due to a recipe book that later turned out to be a Gen AI scam.

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IT COULD BE AN [[Animal]]

COULD ALSO BE A [[Creature]]

SOME MAY CALL IT A [[Beast]]

does anyone know what this is? is it an "animal"?

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I RESENT JUST HOW [[Fucking Accurate]] THIS SHITPOST IS, CONGRATULATIONS [[Op]], YOU EFFECTIVELY ILLUSTRATED HOW DARWIN'S THEORY OF NATURAL SELECTION BECAME ACCEPTED BY THE WIDER PUBLIC USING A [[Fucking Muppets Meme]], HERE IS YOUR A+, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE

So that’s basically how it went down

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I'M GOING TO UNLEASH [[The Crab]] ON YOU

I’m going to unleash the crab on you

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I HATE WHEN I [[Fail The Screenshot Combo Move]] & END UP JUST [[Opening The Volume Tab]] IN SHAME

I hate when I fail the Screenshot Combo Move & end up just opening the volume tab in shame.

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SEE HOW I [[Wedge Myself]] RIGHT INTO THE [[Ventilation Shafts]] UNDETECTED? VERY [[Feral]]. VERY [[Unhinged]].

See how I wedge myself right into the ventilation shafts undetected? Very Feral. Very Unhinged.

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I SUMMON [[Pot Of Greed]], WHICH ALLOWS ME TO PLAY THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK. AND WITH MY FIRST NEW CARD I PLAY 1. [[Pot Of Greed]], WHICH ALLOWS ME TO PLAY THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK, 2. [[Pot Of Greed]], WHICH ALLOWS ME TO PLAY THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK, AND 3. [[Pot Of Greed]], WHICH ALLOWS ME TO PLAY THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK. THEN, WITH THAT FIRST [[Pot Of Greed]], I SUMMON [[Pot Of Greed]], WHICH AL

I SUMMON POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO PLAY THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK. AND WITH MY FIRST NEW CARD I PLAY 1. POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO PLAY THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK, 2. POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO PLAY THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK, AND 3. POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO PLAY THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK. THEN, WITH THAT FIRST POT OF GREED, I SUMMON POT OF GREED, WHICH AL

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[[Why Leftists Love Halloween🧡🖤🧡]]

[[Redistribution]] OF RESOURCES

ENCOURAGES [[Community]] ORGANIZING

[[Satan]] IS THERE, AND USUALLY DRESSED [[Sexy]]

Why Leftists Love Halloween 🧡🖤🧡

Redistribution of resources

Encourages community organizing

Satan is there, and usually dressed sexy

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I FEEL LIKE IT'S ALSO IMPORTANT TO MENTION THAT THE BUG WAS [[Green]] JUST LIKE 90% OF MY ROOM

OH YEAH SORRY FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THE LAST TIME I SAW THE BUG IT WAS ON MY BED WHICH IS FUCKING [[Green]] AND I DONT KNOW IF THE BUG IS STILL THERE BECAUSE HE'S ALSO [[Green]]

There's a BIG BUG in my room and i dont know where it is send tips and tricks

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I WILL [[Protect]] MY MUTUALS FROM EVERYTHING. FROM THE COLD. FROM THE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS. YOU WILL BE SAFE JUST GET BEHIND ME

I will 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 my mutuals from everything. from the cold. from the five nights at freddys. you will be safe just get behind me

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THE [[Cicadas]] CAN GET IN LINE. IT'S [[My Turn]] TO CLIMB INTO THE TREES AND [[Scream For A While.]]

The cicadas can get in line. It's my turn to climb into the trees and scream for a while.

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I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: [[Shadow The Hedgehog]]’S A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER, HE [[Pissed]] ON MY FUCKING WIFE! THAT’S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG-FUCKIN’ QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE [[Pissed]] ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS “THIS BIG,” AND I SAID “THAT’S DISGUSTING,” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY [[Twitter.com]]: [[Shadow The Hedgehog]], YOU’VE GOT A SMALL DICK, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! THAT’S RIGHT, BABY, TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS — LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A [[Bong]]! HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONNA FUCK THE [[E]][[Ar]][[Th]]! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY [[Super Laser Piss!!]] EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA [[Piss]] ON THE EARTH, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER!! I’M [[Pissing]] ON THE [[Moon!]] HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I [[Pissed]] ON THE [[Moon]], YOU [[Idiot!!]] YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE [[Piss Drrrrroplllllllets]] HIT THE FUCKING [[E]][[Ar]][[Th]]! NOW GET OUTTA MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I [[Piss]] ON YOU [[Too]]!

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!