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Sometimes it is your fault.. Sometimes you don’t listen well enough, you’re selfish, you’re rude and you aren’t always right. Sometimes you fucked it up and tbh that’s okay. It happens, learn from it, apologize and keep it moving. Just because you fucked up doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. Don’t dwell on it

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I’m so tired of crying.

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I feel like I have no one to turn to. All of my friends are so tired of hearing me complain about my life. But I still need to complain.

I’ll shout into the void instead, I guess.

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Pretty sure love is bullshit.

Anyway. Goodnight.

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So turns out “I miss you” really means “I’m drunk and alone tonight.”

Lesson learned, I guess.

Fuck men.

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Life sucks, and then you die.

May as well sit back and enjoy the blowjob.

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can’t stand the phantom of the opera. oh, you’re haunting this opera house?? how about you go haunt some bitches instead. ffs.

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reblog to heal the person you reblogged this from

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tumblr users circa 1590 posting about blorbius from their shakespeare plays

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don’t u worry there is someone out there laying in their bed thinkin about spending the rest of their life w someone like u

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“male character gets a girlfriend whos just him but a girl” is one of the worst tropes except for grundgetta from sesame street who rules

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PETA just ruins everything. Can we agree?

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I think new computers should just come with the Office suite. I think that should be a universal right.

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Sometimes I remember that time a fox news show tried to bring a priest on to ask him "What are your thoughts on the war on Christmas?" And he immediately responded like "I don't think there's a war on Christmas, anyway while I'm on tv let me talk about how the commercialization of Christmas is bad and un-christian" and the pundits had to just sit there and let him talk because what were they gonna do? Yell at a priest?

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Oops.

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It’s all the ass slapping for me