i-revolve-around-you
i-revolve-around-you
we drift like lonely planets
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i-revolve-around-you · 8 hours ago
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Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.
Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.
Red Hood: oh shit really?
Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!
Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.
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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?
Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:
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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-
Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!
the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.
Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.
Roy:
Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet
Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.
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i-revolve-around-you · 3 days ago
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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate
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i-revolve-around-you · 3 days ago
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Actually cannot stop watching this
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i-revolve-around-you · 3 days ago
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[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one’s going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]
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their version of having a cuddle
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i-revolve-around-you · 4 days ago
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I realized that a bunch of my favorite vines are ones I haven’t seen in any vine complications and I was afraid of losing them to the void so here you are (plus some classics that I couldn’t leave out)
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i-revolve-around-you · 4 days ago
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˚   ✦  .   .    ˚  .     . ✦    ˚   . ★ ⋆ . ✦ . ˚  .     
oh, take me back to the night we met
˚   ✦  .   .    ˚  .     . ✦    ˚   . ★ ⋆ . ✦ . ˚  .     
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i-revolve-around-you · 4 days ago
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Normalize this response
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i-revolve-around-you · 4 days ago
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some dudebros: tom hardy must be held at gunpoint to still be doing these sony venom movies
tom hardy: WRITES the movie, PRODUCES the movies, repeatedly states how much venom and eddie means to him, reads all the comics, #1 veddie shipper
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i-revolve-around-you · 4 days ago
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Venomsuit
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The way Venom covered Eddie's mouth... 🤌✨
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punches walls* I NEED THEIR WEDDING NOW
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Don’t blame Eddie for being in a constant state of fight-or-flight
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