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Call Me The Blazemaster
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Or Elijah. He/him.
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i-rate-your-blaze · 2 days ago
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Nope!
5/10 Blaze
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Place an Ice Cube on a Burger When Grilling
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i-rate-your-blaze · 3 days ago
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9/10 Blaze.
Stay here with me, comrades, so we can live in the future without those assholes.
Repeat after me:
I will not beat Donald Trump to the grave
I will not beat Mitch McConnell to the grave
I will not beat Elon Musk to the grave
I will not beat JD Vance to the grave
I will not beat Mark Zuckerberg to the grave
Stay safe, I love you.
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i-rate-your-blaze · 6 days ago
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It got re-blazed so it gets re-rated. 10/10.
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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
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i-rate-your-blaze · 10 days ago
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Guys I'm screaming its been up there for less than 24 hours
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Its gaining like 500 streams every time I check. This might actually chart in Australia at this rate 💀
Any profits are gonna go to an LGBT charity because the last thing the gay world needs more of rn is capitalism.
Link if you wanna help spotify it to the stars.
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i-rate-your-blaze · 17 days ago
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I love my boy
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i-rate-your-blaze · 27 days ago
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9/10 Blaze— y’all consistently make great use of the feature.
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Knotty Business: A Delightfully Tangled Reading List on Knots
“Before we learned to make fire, before we rolled the first wheel, before we polished the first axe, we learned how to make knots,” says Kanya Kanchana. Follow her down the rabbit hole and enjoy six stories on our fascination with knots.
I’m just learning how to make knots. I’ve got heavy-knit cotton cords in ivory and crimson that I keep in a pouch. Using two colors helps me tell the twists and turns apart.
I should be starting with the basics but I’m constantly distracted by more glamorous knots with names like Turk’s Head or Monkey’s Fist. Or Windy Chien’s Dune Creature, a Heaving Line sandworm that reminds me of the exploding palm leaf snakes I made as a kid. I’ll keep at it. Just like in writing, I enjoy working with shape and form, gesture and constraint. As Nick Cave says in The Red Hand Files, “What it takes for me to pursue these freedoms—to feel genuinely free—has paradoxically something to do with order and constraint… . Freedom finds itself in captivity.” And someday I’ll get good at this wonderful thing.
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i-rate-your-blaze · 1 month ago
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Men who smoke
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i-rate-your-blaze · 1 month ago
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9/10 Blaze! Informative, fandomy, and containing an image of my beloved Adam Page!
Happy New Year, Non-Wrestling and Non-AEW wrestling friends!
My wrestling blorbos are finally live on HBO MAX tonight if you want to check them out!
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It's going to be a great introductory episode to jump into blind if you'd like but here's the fast and easy rundown for what we're hoping for:
Fight for the Fallen is an annual special episode of Dynamite and this year it's being hosted by tag team FTR as a benefit for their hometown of Asheville which was hit hard by the hurricane last year.
FTR has teamed up with the Rated R Superstar Adam Copeland, to form Rated FTR, and they're determined to take down the Death Riders, who are currently holding an iron grip on AEW as baddies. Copeland's return last month also signals the return of Old Man Yaoi for 2025 as he is very divorced and his ex-husband Christian Cage is already Sweating as this ruins his plans.
We've also been waiting for a gay breakup with The Acclaimed (Bowens can do so much better) and The Hurt Syndicate are the new powerhouse faction in AEW that might just be able to break the camel's back tonight. Please.
Julia Hart, our Goth Queen has finally returned from injury and we're delighted to see her and her faction back in action. The House of Black always delivers (and always wins)
And in the realm of 'I am too close to this to have normal opinions about it' Hangman Adam Page, the beloved anxious millennial cowboy of AEW is currently in his 'Utterly Unhinged and Making Great Life Choices' Black Hat Era because of... Reasons, and Orange Cassidy, ultra laid back and chill guy you cannot piss off has finally had Enough.
It's going to be fun, and makes AEW a lot more available to a lot more people who don't want to bother with cable television, VPNs, or additional obscured streaming add-ons.
The first year of AEW's PPVs and Dynamite (2019) has also been added to MAX on demand, and they've promised to update it on a rolling basis to let people catch up along with two months backlog of the most recent shows (in 2025 that will be Wednesday Night Dynamite and Saturday Night Collision).
So if you're curious about the promotion that has consumed so many people over the last several years by making the alternative more mainstream, and tv wrestling a gayer, kinkier, bloodier, and all around weirder, now's your chance!
Or hey, if you're seeing this post later? HBO MAX is still there.
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i-rate-your-blaze · 2 months ago
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4/10 Blaze.
I have zero interest in deciphering whether you're being 'nonchalant' or simply lack the mental capacity to communicate. Either way, take it elsewhere—I'm too old for that shit. God bless.
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i-rate-your-blaze · 2 months ago
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10 USD for a six page ebook about diet and exercise with a masculine, bullying veneer. The wording of the title inadvertently implies it’s a forcefem thing.
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Stop being Mediocre
They say not to judge a book by its cover—but how can you not with this one? Grab your copy
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i-rate-your-blaze · 3 months ago
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the curve
somehow ive found myself in a position where folks come to chuck in times of strife for encouragement. lets get the big part of this conversation out of the way LOVE IS STILL REAL and that is the thing to remember. that north star remains. today there is more to talk about though
existence pushes towards love community and freedom, because CREATION is what we were built to do and creation thrives with these things as fuel. IT GETS BETTER. LOVE IS REAL. however this change comes in up and down waves. its not a straight line and should not be expected to be
some of these waves are short and small, and some of the slopes are years or decades long. there is no mincing words here, we are entering a massive downward wave. the implications are huge and it is okay to mourn that. FEEL THOSE FEELINGS. it is an important part of the ride
the most telling sign post on our slope is this: tromp won the popular vote (or likely will when the votes are done). we can talk POLITICAL STRATEGY all day about electoral college or who should court the center or the left and on and on but ultimately THIS is the real story
to me it signals a TRUE cultural shift. likely conservatives will have presidency, senate, house, and supreme court. WHAT A GIANT SLOPE. HOLD THE HECK ON because we will be riding it for a while, deep into the pit of the void. hold your buds tight, prove love at the local level
but heres the thing, MASSIVE waves have happened before. theyll happen again. mind numbing slopes into the abyss and great soaring leaps into the sky. in fact the inertia almost ALWAYS causes them to happen right after each other. hippies or punks back in the day, buckaroos now
politically we were trapped in a basically fifty fifty trot for a long time, but it was not always like this (just look at old election maps what the heck). to be honest, tromps map looks like one of those old maps right now. and DANG did COUNTER MOVEMENTS blooms from those times
in other words, THERE WILL BE A COUNTER CULTURE MOVEMENT THAT WE HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN OUR LIFETIMES. you are now a rebel for the resistance and the wave that will swing back towards love will awe us in ways we cannot even imagine yet.
but for now, feel those feelings, mourn, prove love, stay safe. do not let the hope i am espousing feel like a distraction from the very real, even deadly consequences of the terrible pit we are plummeting into. it is a horrible day, and FUTURE HOPE does not diminish that, BUT
get ready because that counter culture wave is coming and YOU are a part of it. if you want to shout HECK OFF DEVILS then shout it LOUD, if you want to cry then cry HARD, if you want to love then love with your WHOLE HEART. thats the start of the movement that we dont know yet
when that movement takes shape we will feel the inertia of the curve and it may make us sick from the rollercoaster turn, and that pressure will be uncomfortable and scary, but THEN buckaroo, we will soar, and ill be so dang glad to be holding on tight with you when we do
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i-rate-your-blaze · 4 months ago
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There is a very good reason to vote early. If you can, please consider doing so
1:30 video explainer here. TL;DW: Once you vote, it's in the system that you voted (not who you voted, just that you voted). That helps voting organizations know to spend resources elsewhere on people who haven't voted yet, are undecided, etc.
If you can vote early, whether by mail or a local place, please consider doing it.
Please vote.
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i-rate-your-blaze · 4 months ago
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10/10 Blaze
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We've made a ton of comics explaining the deal with Project 2025, and why it's such a disaster. Here's one of them. Go read (and share) them all! https://stopproject2025comic.org/comic/anti-trans_discrimination/
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i-rate-your-blaze · 4 months ago
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how you can tell the post is really bad
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i-rate-your-blaze · 5 months ago
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Hey check this comic out!!
9/10 Blaze
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Chapter 21: Dead Duck Campaign: Page 9
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☆Ghost Junk Sickness is an sci-fi LGBTQ+ story of two hunters with and unstable dynamic who are forced into pursuing the deadly and elusive bounty “The Ghost”☆
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Your Honour, they're married
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i-rate-your-blaze · 5 months ago
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8/10 Blaze! This made me smile.
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You cannot misgender me in any way that matters.
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i-rate-your-blaze · 5 months ago
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9/10 Blaze 🏳️‍⚧️
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fuck the haters, fat transmasc mpreg garfield
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