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Alex ✌🏻
Uhhh... enby as fuck and pansexualI’m a random fucken poster so like idk follow or whatever I guessI like metal and punk music and hate nazis so if you think people shouldn’t have right then fuck off cause you ain’t in the right place lmao Anyway my name’s Alex and my pronouns are they/them preferably
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after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby
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15 minutes used to be a long time you know. now its barely 15 minutes
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the worst thing about 4.99 purchases is that one is fine. but if you do two of them you spent ten bucks. and ten bucks these days is like fifty bucks. if youre fucking lucky
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Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since
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my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case
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you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try
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this guy is such a loser i want him in my bed immediately
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yeah i have an outside husband lol i know its unethical but he just loves exploring
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Born to experience deep affection forced to master the art of letting go
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Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed
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golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes
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ive been perfect my whole life except one little stint when i was 11
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