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please please please let me get what i want september
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trying to lock in for bedtime but nothing is right so i just need to kill myself instead
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hi there buddy

hey there pal
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hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece
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parents will make u feel guilty about absurd shit like breathing too much air or smth. and it will work too like you'll be laying on the ground years later paralyzed by the guilt that you're breathing too much until someone grabs u by the shoulders and tells u that is fucking stupid. and then you'll need to remind yourself of that every day for the rest of your life to function
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*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍
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My long term goal is to hang out
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I hope my weird speech and awkward walk and nervous mannerisms are attractive to you
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So.

Me and my friends may have figured out that there’s no sticker limit on the messages app.
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ALL HAIL BABY SAC




The Creature Feature… featuring the creature!!! (O V O)
Sacabambaspis doodle dump
(Doodle requests welcome)
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does anyone else love stickers but never use them because you're too afraid to waste them.
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i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts
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learning a lot about men on the dash today
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