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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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What a load of whinging peasants!
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what sort of intelligence is it based on
where is the strategy
i dont understand shark week
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choke on your foot
haha ok chess well the jokes on u b/c everything that is an inconvenience 2 Me exists solely 2 b an inconvenience 2 Me
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its as if youre the american
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Colm Wilkinson sings “Anthem” at the end of the 1992 Toronto Benefit Concert for Equity Fights AIDS/Actor’s Fund of Canada (which performed a modified version of Broadway). He was billed as a “Special Guest” during the event.
Happy Fourth of July, all.
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