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Dick: I cannot believe Jason is dating Kori and Roy. This is the worst

Tim: Oh please, you have it easy. You're being compared to Jason. You know who's dating all of my exes? Cass. Do you have any idea how much it sucks to be compared to Cass?

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SBG Twitter AU Pt 5 (Red has my heart)

Hey so, I was thinking (yeah, I know, weird) and The Hernandez siblings are obviously latinoamerican or descendants, so the most "obvious" answer is Mexico, but it might be other country, so whatya think? From which country in latinoamerica could be their ethnicity?

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The justice league sees Batman periodically updating a database of his, at the oddest of times, and naturally they think it's got something to do with his contingency plans or a dataset about the Gotham rogues, but in reality it's just him keeping record of his many children's changing tastes

Superman: Woah, he's writing down with such concentration, wonder what could be in there, maybe a new villain in Gotham?

Bruce, writing: "Dick has refused his favourite Pb&J five mornings in a row. Delete from favourites. Ask for new favourite food."

"Jason didn't seem as Eager to read the new book by his favourite author, put it in neutral category."

"Tim chose a green shirt instead of a red one at the mall today. More research needed."

"Cass listened to arctic monkeys on repeat this week. Update to favourites."

"Duke expressed an interest in slam poetry and called band practice lame. Put poetry in favourites and band in neutral."

"Damian watched Bluey for a total of 50 hours this week. Update to favourites."

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An idea that just popped into my brain...

Bernard, in the house boat living room, typing away on his computer, looks up when Tim enters: Oh, Babe your home early? Was patrol okay....ehst do you have.

Tim, tearing off his Red Robin outfit and holding something in his arms: So you know about that super evil, super old guy that runs an eco-friendly murder cult that is like super obsessed with me?

Bernard, closing his laptop and sighing: Do I have to move? Do what ever witness protection shit you superheros have?

Tim, humming and shaking his head before holding out what looks to be a bundle of clothing:No no...it seems he somehow found out about us dating and me planning to propose yo you and sent an early wedding gift.

Tim shifting the cloth to show a sleeping baby: Say hello to our child, I don't know just yet how he got both of our DNA but I did run a test and he is 100% ours, I think he used Lexs stuff like how he made Kon..

Bernard, staring at the baby and his rapidly undressing boyfriend who was rambling: Wait...propose? You wanted to get married?

Tim, still going on: -Lexs cloning tech is pretty hit or miss, *my* gear waz based on that but was...Wait you didn't know? I...I thought you have been hinting at it for a while...that's what I planned for next weeks date night.

Bernard, mouth agape: I haven't. Like at all, I mean, I will say yes because we now have a kid and I love you a lot but it would have taken me by surprise.

Tim, midly surprised: Huh...well anyways, Ra's sent us a child? I was thinking Alvin is a good name?

Bernard: Fuck that I am not going to have my son named after a chipmunk.

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timber week 2024 - day 3 - most eligible bachelor

tim when no bernard: >:T tim when bernard: ♡_♡

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Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

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Ok, so, now Tim is on his way to Damian's room to give him the bad news.

He knocks.

"Who is it?"

Ok, Damian was in a good mood for what Tim can sense in his tone.

"Tim"

"... Get in"

Ok, Tim didn't know if him being calm now was a good or a bad signal.

However he entered the room.

"Look I have a confession, it wasn't my fault I just- Wait, IS THAT PHANTOM?!" And right there, on Damian's lap, was the cat Tim thought dead.

"Well it's not Specter nor Wraith, for how long have you been awake, Drake?" Damian looked at Tim like he was a weirdo, which, fair, but still rude.

"Thirty-six hours but that doesn't matter"

"So what did you want to confess" Now Tim didn't know what to say, confess he thought he accidentally killed the demon's brat's cat?

"... I ate the fried chicken you left in the fridge"

"Timothy"

"Hm?"

"... I'm vegan"

"Oh, right, I forgot, so it mustn't have been yours, anyways bye"

And he left.

New Cats- DCxDP prompt

Damian found three new cats to take home. Three little tuxedo cats that were surprisingly quiet. Damian made a list of names starting with Gossamer, Ethereal, and Celeste but they were too long so they were named Phantom, Specter, and Wraith.

It's hard to notice anything weird about cats because cats are weird. These cats were weirder though. Disappearing and reappearing. Getting into places impossible for them. Responding like they understand you. Okay that sounds like normal cats but they are not normal cats. Normal cats don't walk through walls and float.

Damian refuses to listen to reason when Tim insists that the cats understand them. His cats are fine and he's not letting Tim take them away for any reason. Not that he had the chance when the cats stuck close to Damian.

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I am starting to really look forward DC making Damian Wayne a doctor, as I think this can lead to Dr House levels of shenanigans. He would be scary good, but he would be obnoxious, have no bedside manner, and would use strangest things to cure people.

He could be working as a doctor for the hero community, and you can bet the overall amount of injuries would decrease, as people would be more careful just so they don't have to bear the blunt of Damian's bedside manner.

Red Hood: (gets seriously hurt) Nightwing... Finish me off. Nightwing: What? Red Hood: End my suffering. Nightwing: What? NO, what are you talking about! Red Hood: You don't understand... The babybat... he'll use the BIGGEST needles. And the passive-aggressive comments... And condescension... I'd rather die than be his patient again. Red Robin, already holding a pillow to smother Jason with: Understandable, I just wish someone did it to me last time I was shot.

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Freddy and Billy have been dating for a year now but the justice league think they’re father and son. This is my take on how the JL found out that they were definitely not father and son.

Billy looking for Freddy after a rough battle: Junior! Where are you?!

Freddy who took a hit but can still stand: Cap, I’m over here.

Billy running to see his boyfriend: Are you ok? Are you hurt anywhere?!

Freddy taking Billy’s hands so they cup his cheeks: I’m fine.

Billy relived: *kisses Freddy*

Hal in the back: WHAT THE FUCK!!

Billy and Freddy: What?

Hal: What?! What do you mean What?! You can’t go around kissing your son Cap!

Billy disgusted at the thought: No we’re not—

Hal: Like I get it, you guys are ancient gods but that’s not an ok thing to do in the present!

Billy becoming impatient : Can I please talk—

Hal ignoring him: Maybe it was normal back then but it’s not acceptable now!

Billy: HE’S NOT MY SON!!! Gods where did you get that idea?

Hal:…he’s not?

Billy and Freddy: NO!

Hal: I just thought since he’s Cap junior that he’s your son.

Freddy: No we just ran out of ideas with the hero names.

Hal:…So you two are dating?

Billy: Yeah, we’ve been together for a year.

Hal:…Forget I said anything then.

Freddy: Gladly!

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The similarities between these three fools is WILD and no one cares except me

I'm being so fr

- They all canonically died then came back

- Feel responsible for or are responsible for their sibling

- Have lost one or both parents or didn't have them in their lives during critical moments of their development from childhood to teenage years

- Their energies and expressions give off JERK and attitude problems but inside they have so much love and protectiveness for those they care about

- Have or have had spikey hair

- ANGY

- You can fit so much trauma into them

- An interest from their past involving one of their parents at one point was or is a means of survival

- Had a or implied to have had a loner phase and the only one that they cared about was their sibling

- Fire coded either through their powers, personality, or birth sign

- Some form of hair care or interest in hair care is either implied or canonical for them

- 2 of them even have a canonical red headed love interest

- 2 of them are pretty much eldritch horror beings but all three are menaces

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Danny's got a habit of phasing things into his body, in case he needs it.

This is, of course, perfectly fine. When he needs a pen, notepad, sticky note, phone, wallet, bam he's got it! It's a convenient way to store all his things.

Superman, however, is incredibly worried. X-ray vision isn't perfect, and he can't always understand what he's seeing beyond simple shapes.

He does, however, know that this boy has several unidentifiable masses in his body - completely crowding his organs. Is he okay???

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that’s one way to make sure I pay attention to what I’m reading

Future State: Nightwing #1

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Now, this is the real gay propaganda.

Superbat Master Collection

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”You’re being annoying about sbg”

me:

(Red if u see this ily and I appreciate u)

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Batman may claim to have no powers, but Green Lantern knows better. He’s convinced that Batman’s cape is sentient.

Green Lantern has observed it on quiet nights in the Watchtower, when Batman thinks no one’s paying attention. He releases control over his cape, letting it unravel and float menacingly around him in different directions. It moves on its own, sweeping across nearby surfaces, carelessly knocking over items.

There’s one thing Green Lantern knows for sure—Batman’s cape has a sweet tooth. Every time Batman passes the candy bowl, it’s mysteriously emptied.

Even stranger, it seems to influence other capes. Once, while Batman was talking to Superman, their capes briefly touched, and Green Lantern saw Superman’s cape come to life—swirling and fluttering as though it had a mind of its own. Superman, unfazed, didn’t even react to the way their capes were flapping erratically around them. Green Lantern was relieved he didn’t have a cape.

He told the others about his theory, but they were skeptical at first. They eyed Batman’s cape with suspicion as he was distracted by a mission briefing with Wonder Woman. But even the Flash had to admit Green Lantern might be onto something when Batman’s cape swiped their feet out from under them, sending them both tumbling to the floor.

Martian Manhunter nodded sagely and agreed on its intelligence, having felt the minds of four little beings flitting around underneath Batman’s cape. Maybe one day they’d feel comfortable enough to run underneath his cape too.

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Damian hinting at quitting vigilantism (or at least retiring) ohhhh why is he the most interesting batfam character right now along with Cassandra. he is stepping on everybody's necks rn