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What am I even doing with my life?
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no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.
Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.
Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?
Bruce:
Tim: who the fuck is Damian
Jason, freezing:
Jason:
Jason:
Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?
Jason: I have to leave.
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Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-
Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-
Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.
Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.
Damian:
Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.
Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.
Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary
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Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals
It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals
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Incorrect DC quotes part 30
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15 Part 16 Part 17 Part 18 Part 19 Part 20 Part 21 Part 22 Part 23 Part 24 Part 25 Part 26 Part 27 Part 28 Part 29
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someone give ben a raise he’s working overtime
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Being the queer disabled kid in middle school like
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2014: Korrasami held hands
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2020: so Catradora could kiss
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2024: so Caitvi could fuck in a prison cell
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sapphic nation, rising and thriving
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my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy
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Damian: This is outrageous!
Tim: What's going on, Demon brat?
Damian: Someone stole all my favorite paint brands from the art stores in Gotham! Who would do such a thing!?
Tim: I'm pretty sure they just ran out of your brand. They'll have more in the next shipment
Damian: Don't patronize me, Drake. This was a blatant personal attack aimed at me.
Tim rolling eyes: Of course it is.
Damian: I'm telling you someone is going out of their way to cause enough minor inconveniences to drive me mad!
Meanwhile, somewhere in Gotham
Tucker: Why are you buying all these paintbrushes again?
Danny: I just got my Ghost King unlimited card, which means I can cause enough minor inconveniences that it will drive my twin brother mad. *Evil Cackle*
Sam: This is the first time I've heard of you having a twin.
Tucker: Please don't get him started-
Danny: We were born to inherit the mighty Ras Al Ghul's empire. Sadly, there could only be one True Heir, and on our fifth birthday, we were set to duel to find the one truly worthy of the title. I refused to fight, so I showed up without a sword. My brother did not have such inhibitions and attacked me the second I stepped into the room. I tried my best but could not beat my younger brother unarmed and was banished in shame. Now I wait in the shadows, ready to get back at the brother who turned his sword on me.
Tucker: Here we go. Look what you did, Sam; now he's monologuing.
Sam: But how will buying out his favorite things going to actually do anything for his revenge?
Tucker: *Twirling finger at his temple*
Sam:  I mean, yes, of course; I know he's crazy, but stupid? I just don't-
Damian: *Screams of outrage* WHO BOUGHT ALL THE GOTHAM RED POINT BRUSHES?!
Danny: *EVIL CACKLING* IT'S WORKING!
Sam: Well. I stand corrected.
Tucker: You get used to it. He does something like this at least once a year. Before Damian Wayne came to live with his Dad, Danny would fly out to Nanda Parbat to steal all their lotions. I've learned to let him have his fun. Plus, I get a free yearly vacation out of it.
Sam: Is that where he got the coconut and kukui nut oil lotion he lent me? My grandma loved it, and it helped a ton with her eczema.
Tucker: If you want more, Danny has twenty-five crates of it.
Danny: Come on, guys! We have to get to Gotham's aromatherapy essentials before Damian! Let's see him try to meditate with stall air now! MA HA HA HA .
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the fact that the bottom part of this was cut off and reposted and and almost nobody knew is one of the biggest cases of bi erasure in history
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The dumbest thing you can say is: "it could be worse." The universe takes that as a challenge.
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quotes to script in ur fame dr
this is one of my favourite things to script, so here are some quotes that ive gathered from the internet and come up with on my own for you to add to your collection of iconic moments for your fans to make videos of! you can make up the context.. edit: i WILL be adding more quotes sometimes.
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“how long am i gonna last? don’t even go there, don’t even start that shit with me-“
“it is earth day.”
“oh no not the voices again!!!”
“it looks like these guys haven’t gotten get laid in awhile..”
“excuse moi? where the fuck are the gloves-moi?”
“when i see someone in a wheelchair, my intrusive thoughts tell me to push them over.”
“its like if stalin and hitler had a baby.”
“whenever im feeling down about myself, i say..you could be british.” (sorry if you’re british 💔)
“guess what i had the other day?! plan b and water!!”
“how did you fit the whole foot in your mouth? you must have needed to practice a lot.”
“blue waffle disease….OHHHHHHH”
“a great for thing for addicts to do..or formal addicts to do is REKINDLE THEIR ADDICTION!”
“___ mom. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“i can’t breathe..im waiting for the exhale..i trust my pain and put the wishes in the wishing well..”
“i just hit 3 people in a head on collision and killed an entire family! im such an asparagus!!”
”I GOT CANCELLED!! WOOO YES SIR YES SIR!.”
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Me and my unhealthy eating and sleeping habits and just my delusional thoughts against this world.
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