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today i remembered it’s rose’s birthday, and i had to draw her before it was too late.

edit: made a slight change, so i updated the picture

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a detail i noticed recently is we don't get to see a pre-hal/dirk split dirk at the start of jake's dream bubble recount, and that's probably intentional. was he wearing those dork ass shades? who knows.

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i love her so much. ela sou eu.

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TT: So, any question?

GT: Just ask it, im already beginning to regret this little lightning round.

TT: Okay.

TT: Why are we not dating?

GT: Er... well.

GT: We never broke up, did we?

TT: We absolutely did.

TT: I distinctly remember talking to a dork wearing candy-colored suspenders and telling him that we were over.

GT: I cant quite remember that... those trickster drugs packed quite the wallop, huh!

GT: Except for you, mister straightedge.

GT: Anyways, if a breakup happened while one person was on a sugar high acid trip, did it really happen?

TT: Yes.

GT: Fine!

TT: You didn't answer the question.

GT: Cripes, dirk what kind of cockamamie question is that anyways?

GT: We arent dating because we arent! Youve never so much as asked me out to the sockhop, how would we be dating?

TT: Dude.

TT: We made out like, twice last month. 

GT: Oh for the love of, i was bored!!!

GT: A guy can only watch the nolan batman movies so many times before he decides its worth shoving his tongue down his best bros throat so hell pause the damn flick.

TT: I thought you liked movies! It's a comic book movie, it's Nolan, it's the perfect intersection of our two vibes.

GT: Well im not a fan!

GT: Now the schumacher films--

TT: Off topic again.

GT: Okay you want the truth dirk?

GT: I dont want to be playing second fiddle to your goddamn clone!

TT: 

TT: Hal?

GT: No the you thats squatting in my head YES OF COURSE ITS HAL!!!

TT: You're jealous. Of Hal.

TT: Of my autoresponder.

GT: Okay, first off you know damn well that he isnt just "your autoresponder." Self-centered much?

GT: And secondly, its not jealousy, its priorities!

GT: How can I expect to date a guy who spends so much time monitoring his robotic mirror self?

GT: I can barely get the time of day from you sometimes i swear.

TT: Come on, I'm not that bad.

TT: I just have to keep a consistent watch on him to make sure he's not turning 9000 on me.

TT: And anyways, if anything Hal would be the side chick.

GT: Wow gee dirk well let me just yank down my bloomers and get busy then!

GT: You really know how to make a lady feel special. Nothing makes a gal feel like a million bucks than being assured that no, the *other* girl is the side-hussy!

TT: I.

TT: Am going to go.

TT: I have things to do.

GT: I dont think hal likes being called a thing anymore!

TT: GOODBYE!!!

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Given that Jade is shot in the head at the moment and Rose seems to think she'll soon be in the lobotomy zone, it'd be funny if Kanaya ends up taking point on raising/guiding Yiffany like some kind of lesbian Piccolo and Gohan situation

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For your queue if u want. Now I must abscond forever

NO IM IMMEDIATELY POSTING THIS!!! dirk after considering "self-paring"

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"jake manifested the beforus ghosts unintentionally just so aranea could be his comphet demon" is one of the theories of all time to me.

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Try again.

> Examine room.

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reminder that dirk. like all other heart players, has an interest in shipping, just like nepeta and meulin

his approach to it is to be overly analytical and shitposty about it of course because that is just a dirk thing

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Update 25

"[S] Inspect the window."

Make sure to leave suggestions in the comments of the mspfa, the comments of this post, or in my askbox.

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it's you!

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give her . a robot. or perhaps. two robots. perhaps

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gee jake how come anon lets you have TWO robots

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Day 479

people are being so mean to faer in the shittyjakeenglish askbox. faes playing on the monkey bars until you all calm down