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I鈥檓 sorry, I can鈥檛 come into work today. I didn鈥檛 get a long rest and god gave me a point of exhaustion. All my skill checks are at disadvantage.
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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute
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At the grocery store boiling all the eggs with my mind
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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having
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if i wanted to forcefem the yellow m and m it wouldnt even be that hard i don t tbink
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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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something something Tumblr has One Joke
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you have to beat fume knight to get the original post back
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does this to you
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watching an early 2000s movie and getting jumpscared by a transphobic scene is the equivalent of a normal ass SpongeBob episode doing those hyper realistic close ups out of nowhere.
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i never realized the original guy answering the question in this picture was named Sisyphus. i just imagine that instead of pushing a boulder up a hill every day he is just forced to answer this question over and over
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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended
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