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I think he’s done worse then making egg prices high, and honestly if you think he’s the main reason for that and not the increased scarcity of the product due to the avian flu outbreak and can somehow flip a switch a make eggs a normal price again then this is going to be a long eight years.

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“Imagine” is such a dumb ass song buh drake should cover it

[i-have-a-booner]

What would happen if my biggest haters were in a room with my biggest lovers. Like would my mom clock a bitch? Would my man defend my honor? Would bestie put a cunt in their place? Or would we work out our differences in a respectful manner with no violence and all leave with a good peace of mind and closure?

Imagine all the people

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I want to commit psychological acts of terror on men who refer to women as “females”

[i-have-a-booner]

You’ll make a lot of enemies standing up for yourself and not letting people manipulate you

Good luck Charlie

[i-have-a-booner]

Doechii should write a song about me

[i-have-a-booner]

It’s so funny how I was walking around a nearly empty target for an hour with my inner monologue being “I’m going to kill my self”

[i-have-a-booner]

The secret to dating apps is to delete them and join a club for something stupid like billiards and hook up with the cute president then set up the vice president with your room-mate and then when that doesn’t work out fall in love with him instead and boom you have a life you never thought you would have and a handful of friends that won’t slowly and passive aggressively cut you off and find any excuse to take their anger out on you - Friends that toast to you after you leave even when you didn’t know them for very long. Friends that you can be yourself around without feeling like you’re walking on eggshells. Creative people with beautiful ideas that want to work with each other as artists. Friends that you grow closer to by proximity and will keep despite distance. And now you don’t know what to do with yourself because you made a new best friend and a longtime partner that wants to marry you one day and you just graduated and have to figure out how to get your foot in the door to a highly competitive industry while being burnt out from your senior project and you didn’t think you would have any love life right now but you do and you’re flying back to school to see him periodically to help him with his senior project which is the least you can do considering he was the rock that sat by you on the late nights grinding through your project and kept you from loosing your shit for real on the teammates that pulled 0% of their weight. And you have to watch him struggle and stress abt his senior project just like you did and help him in any way you can because you love him and because you need the portfolio work. Oh yeah and that passive aggressive friend just came in to be just aggressive this time, gaslighting you and telling you what she really thinks of you ( you’re a stupid-racist-queer/acephobic-men obsessed -can’t have a female friendship- anxious-hypocritical- immature-bitch) and you can’t help but laugh and feel relief bc at least you don’t have to guess any more abt what she thinks of you. And you’ve been through enough disrespect from teammates, your capstone professor, and even your boss at the candy store that at this point you are REALLY not having any of it this time and learn that maturity does not come with age. So you block her after she sends you the 7th paragraph at 10:30am the morning after an 8h hell shift at your new job about how much YOURE the immature one after saying that you are done having her push you around. And you mourned the friendship a long time ago when you decided that you need better friends that don’t make other plans right in front of you and actually text you for your birthday and mean it when they say “we’re cool” so you go on discord and look up some school clubs and see that billiards sounds fun and it’s something to do for myself on a Friday evening to keep me from killing myself so fuck it I’ll go and see if there’s anything there for me.

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[i-have-a-booner]

People think having a booner is easy

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I’m hilarious this page should have a million notes

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[i-have-a-booner]

Why is it that we say “under the weather” when we’re sick but never “over the weather” when we’re healthy?

I want governor Phil Murphy to answer this in the next 24 hours.

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Who else up eating their bird feed?

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The booner feeling has returned

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I can’t believe this is going to get me laid