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Last night I had a dream where I ate ice cream and coffee at the same time and then my teeth shattered.

The pieces now scattered across the floor began to grow into giant spikes. Soon my entire house had been turned into an eerie forest of bone and blood.

I began to wander the forest, noting that the sky had disappeared but not particularly worrying about it, until I came upon a clearing completely filled with what looked to be wasp nests inhabited by thousands upon thousands of bees.

A singular bee approached me. Up close, I could see that the bees were larger and more cartoonish than regular bees. The bee told me that I must be assimilated before it is too late.

The scene changed. Now I was in a yellow room with honeycomb patterns and bee iconography spread about on the wall. In the center there was a human sized tube filled with yellow liquid hooked up to a machine.

Heinz Doofinshmirtz came out of nowhere and told me that this was the assimilator, for assimilation, so that I can be assimilated.

Since there is no one more reliable than Heinz Doofinshmirtz, I decided to take his word for it and climb into the tube and soak in the yellow liquid. When I climbed out, I had become a wasp.

I heard a bee yell that the assimilation had gone wrong and suddenly hundreds of huge bees were surrounding me. It was hot. I could barely move and I couldn't breathe.

And then I woke up.

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Yesterday @ivory-frill posted about the crabs which prompted me to have a dream where Tumblr became a scientific journal for marine biologists and was overtaken by crustaceans. I fully blame this dream on her.

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Not even gonna try to remotely make this cohesive. I legit had a dream where Peridot from Steven universe was spamton and then goodtimeswithscar was spamton and was towering up to Grian and Mumbo to escape purple pipis but then fell onto gravel that then fell into a cave full of silverfish and he had one heart from the fall damage and he died and then my alarm went off.

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This dream began at school.

I needed to make it to the front doors so that my dad could pick me up to get my wisdom teeth removed, but first I had to find my shoes. See I had put them into my locker earlier in the day, but for some reason I could not seem to find it in the endless hallways. Every time I turned, I arrived in another green locker hallway, but my locker was in the blue locker hallway. I stopped and asked a friend for help, but their directions just lead me to the front door where my dad was waiting.

I decided that the shoes weren't worth making my dad wait, so I hopped into his van, and we drove off.

The scene changed, and now my dad and I were at the entrance to a forest. The trees resembled those you would find in a rainforest in Washington state with a mixture of coniferous and deciduous trees all covered in moss and vines. I remembered the forest from a previous dream, where my dad had taken my brothers to the orthodontist by flying through the forest on wooden boards, so I knew to grab a board and start floating.

While we were traveling through the forest, I got annoyed at my dad's slow pace. I voiced my complaint, but he said that he would be able to find me if I moved ahead because my brothers would hide from him when he did this with them.

So I continued to float through the forest a good ways ahead of my dad, but soon I found that I was floating to high. If I got higher than the canopy then, I would have no way to get down and I'd be stuck.

Luckily, there was a branch I could grab onto to stop going any higher. I grabbed it and stayed in place for a few moments.

Then the scene changed again. I was now at home.

Out of nowhere, my youngest brother came up to me and told me that my dad was dead. I didn't believe him, and told him to double check the body with a stethoscope to make sure.

Suddenly, I heard the garage door open. I peered through the window on the floor and saw that my grandma had come to visit. This was odd because my grandma had gotten dimension during the COVID years and wouldn't have been able to drive herself.

I rejoiced at the prospect of my grandma getting better but had the sudden realization that I would have to tell her that her son is dead.

The scene changed for the final time. Now I was I'm the laundry room, scrolling Tumblr.

Once again, my younger brother came out of nowhere, this time to inform me that the Minecraft YouTuber Dream had died. Apparently a ceiling beam had fallen on him during a challenge video.

All of a sudden a clay golem came through the door holding a blank picture frame. The golem used the frame to push me against the wall, and another frame fell off of the shelf. I looked up and there was a ceiling beam right above me. I closed my eyes, waiting for it to fall.

And then I woke up.

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The earliest dream I remember having was a two-parter.

The first night, it was a short dream. My grandmother came over to visit. Usually, she brings candy to give us, but this time she brought a giant grassy hill and somehow fit it in our backyard. My siblings and I always wanted a hill to play on, so it was one of the best gifts she had ever given us.

The second night, a white fence appeared on the hill, with a large gate situated at the climax. My older brother and I decided to climb to the top so we could get a closer look.

When we arrived, we heard something behind the gate. It sounded like some sort of animal, but we it was hard to identify by sound alone. We tried peering over the gate, but it was just tall enough that we couldn't see over it.

Finally, we decided to open the gate, and behind it was a lone aipom.

All at once, the lush green grass of the hill turned brown like straw. We had opened the forbidden gate, and doomed the whole neighborhood.

The next thing we knew, we were at the supermarket, with no explanation as to how we got there. My brother and I wandered the store until we came upon a giant button on the floor.

On it was a graphic of a volcano.

We inspected the button for a little bit, wondering what it could be for. After our inspection yielded no results, we jumped onto it together so see what would happen.

BOOM

Off into the distance there was an explosion. THE HILL! All this time it had been a volcano. The last thing we saw was our house sailing through the air.

And then I woke up.

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Blog Guide

Hello and welcome to this blog I made impulsively after a conversation with a mutual on my main account.

Here I'll be posting my dreams whenever I remember them in the morning under the tag #weird dream

I also accept asks and submissions and will tag them as #weird ask and #weird submission respectively

I'll add onto this post as things progress but that's the setup for now.