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oh yeah!

AVA, Dandy's World, and...

...

why am i so forgetful

CRK, DSMP, and Forsaken was listed in your last ask, then Sprunki was in the furthest. I don't want to post three times.

AvA is so peak

I LOVE VICTIM

RAHHHHHHH

It's okay, I'm forgetful too

That's why I have a list for a lot of my stuff

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Airy HFJONE

*ONE INTRO PLAYS*

AIRY AND STONE ARE MY SILLIES

i should update my uh favorite character sheet

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YO WE HAVE SO MANY SHARED INTRESTS???

YOOO

FELLOW OBJECT SHOW ENJOYER

which other interests do we share?

[i-h8-my-l1fe]

I made a universe where skin is the primary source of power

Like a child got her skin stolen and she manages to get new skin but that skin makes her too powerful and now she is killing people

yes. I make characters based off of anons I see on this website.

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oh look i made an oc

Cyan1de - “Regretful Rotting Red Roses”

Inspiration: Kuchisake-Onna (Japanese Mythology) there’s another japanese myth with the red and blue thing but i forgot

“What do red roses represent?” IT whispered into the man’s ear before slipping back into the shadows. The man was immediately filled with dread. To hear that meant IT was near. IT would take his life. IT would kill him, make him go through a painful death. Then, IT would go after his family, his friends, his colleagues. What did he do to deserve this…? He scrambled for his gun, aimed it at the humanoid, and pulled the trigger. He was never seen ever again, after that fateful day.

“What do red roses represent?”

Perhaps… Love? Pride? Something else entirely? Or maybe, all of the above. Whatever it is, only Cyan1de knows the answer.

Whatever you respond with, will lead in a fate related to your answer.

-> Love? Then you shall die with an arrow stuck in your heart, straight through your chest! Cyan1de will then target someone you’re close to, if you have any, of course!

-> Blood? Cyan1de will make sure you can see as much blood as possible! It’s what you chose, anyways, right?

-> Sacrifice? Cyan1de will um you know um uh yeah

-> Passion? You must have a burning passion for your loved ones, hobbies, and memories, don’t you? You will be burnt to death, along with all your worthless memories!

-> Hatred? You’ll have cyanide (or literally any type of poison) shoved down your throat because of how toxic you are!

-> Pride? That’s rare, but you’ll have your head cut off! You could make a religion out of this! Off with your head!

-> Life? Good try with that escape, but a failure nonetheless! Being buried alive sounds fun, don’t you think?

There is an escape though.

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I'm gonna be jumped for this, aren't I? I know, I have the goofiest taste.

best songs in each saga:

TROY - Just a Man CYCLOPS - Survive OCEAN - Storm CIRCE - Wouldn't You Like UNDERWORLD - No Longer You THUNDER - Scylla + Mutiny (couldn't choose sorry) WISDOM - Little Wolf VENGEANCE - Dangerous + Six Hundred Strike (THESE ARE CLOSE) ITHACA - Odysseus (obviously.)

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man I sure do love crappy parents

HE brought me to a dome-like room to do some sort of test. I was supposed to spawn and generate items that were shown on HIS clipboard. HE promised me more cookies if I did so. I couldn’t say no to cookies, I loved them!

“On your set, get ready… TREE!” HE yells, HIS voice full of ambition as usual.

I struggled slightly trying to spawn the tree, but I succeeded… Mostly. It was glitchy…? But it was fine, I hoped. A fully-grown tree was generated right in front of the both of us. HE took a glance at the tree. I couldn’t tell if HE was disappointed or satisfied.

“I always did like that blue,” HE chuckles, looking back at me. It took me a while to realize: HE was complimenting me!

“Hey… I’m blue!” I exclaim, a sense of joy spreading throughout my body.

HE smiles, HIS gaze seeming to soften, “I’d only give it to the best.”

“By the end of the day, I’m expecting a spaceship.” HE smirks, before leaving me to my own thoughts.

You know, I liked this feeling, gaining HIS approval. I wanted more of this feeling. I promised myself that I would succeed in making a fully-functional spaceship.

…

I never did make that spaceship.

.

.

.

I looked up at the door to HIS office, then back at the small ship in my hands. I finally made one, after so long. In my eyes, the ship was perfect! There was no glitching whatsoever. I was so excited to show HIM! I pressed on the keypad on the door before entering. The smile on my face seemed to never fade.

I saw HIM looking at a blue tablet, muttering to HIMSELF, something about performance, bugs, and stuff?

“Performance isn’t quite optimal, there are definitely some bugs.”

“Plus, I always did like that red.”

…

Was HE talking about… Me…? No way, I was blue, not red, a boring inferior color. Whatever. My creation will definitely please HIM for sure.

“Mister Cobs! I did it!” I exclaimed gleefully.

“DON’T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!” HE snapped at me, wiping the smile off of my face. No matter, HE will praise me after HE sees my ship.

“Sorry. Listen. You’re improving. Let’s keep it that way, okay?”

HE turns around as I nod. HE didn’t even take a glance at the boat I made. I think I need to try harder.

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i wanna make another blog

my vote is my brother's vote.

Oh um 1x is winning :’)

@abomination-creation

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yapping intensifies

IF YOU TALK ABOUT ANY OF THE BELOW.

you are my friend now!

soft tacos

stuff I like:

- Hollow Knight - Cookie Run: Kingdom (shadow milk cookie and pure vanilla is the sole reason why.) - The Mandela Catalogue - HFJONE / ONE - Inanimate Insanity (yin yang is so awesome) - Battle For Dream Island - T A L L Y H A L L - Miracle Musical - CHONNY JASH - The Stanley Parable - DSMP (too late) - Undertale - BURNER - Dandy's World - Sprunki - I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream - Roblox Grace - EPIC the Musical - Animator VS Animation - Rain World (LITERALLY CARRIED BY FIVE PEBBLES' ROT) - Block Tales - Forsaken - Dead Cells

I really like stories and fandoms that include silly objects, infection/virus stuff, or literally the turmoil in your soul /ref

I would probably like Omori if I actually played it.

Favorite Characters:

- Mind, from CCCC (album) - Golden Cheese Cookie, from CRK (game) - Shadow Milk Cookie, from CRK - MePhone4, from Inanimate Insanity (object show) - Yin Yang, from Inanimate Insanity - Hollow Knight, from Hollow Knight (game) - Airy, from HFJONE / ONE (object show) - Four, from BFDI (object show) - Fanny, from BFDI - Golf Ball, from BFDI - Animatic, from Animatic Battle (object show) - Exclamation Mark, from Animatic Battle - Bill Cipher, from Gravity Falls (show) - Vox, from Hazbin Hotel (show) IT WAS JUST A PHASE - Caine, from The Amazing Digital Circus (show) - Alt!Cesar, from The Mandela Catalogue (show) - Dabi, from My Hero Academia (anime) - C!Technoblade, from Dream SMP (idk) - Mettaton, from Undertale (game) - A.M., from IHNMAIMS (short story) - Dozer, from Grace (game) - victim, from Animator vs Animation (yt show) ILY ILY ILY - 5 Pebbles, from Rain World (game) - TUTORIAL TERRY, from Block Tales (game) - HATRED, from Block Tales - Shrimpo, from Dandy's World (game) - 1x1x1x1, from Forsaken (game) (if you count shedletsky as 1x's uh dad, idk whether or not it would be orange as well or not.) - Shedletsky, from Forsaken

Almost every one of my fav characters are either mentally insane, very confident OR possibly insecure, very angy, hellbent on revenge, or have a crappy parent. ALMOST. Man I love characters that absolutely hate you.

Some of these are also "robots" or just digital beings (like victim) but I'll only group up robots/AI.

There are some exceptions though so whatever and they are left as normal text.

Anyways, if you were to ask me who I like the most, it would be victim. MePhone4 is a close second with his relationship with Steve Cobs. If I was still in my MHA phase, obviously Dabi with his daddy issues. But victim has more daddy issues.

If you consider Alan has his father.

Conclusion?

I LOVE YOU VICTIM I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU

(Obviously platonically. Aroace here.)

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is that a block tales reference?

block tales brain rot

also check out this cool blog

it was created yesterday

but it has lots of cool lore

The crosses on your body are intensifying.

It's okay, I'll be here for you.

Do you want me to help you describe how you're feeling?

Is it loneliness or fear? Do you feel dead inside, like maybe you're feeling sadness or despair? Or perhaps you're feeling something more intense like anger? Or maybe even hatred?

Ah, so you’ve noticed?

I suppose… I can’t really put a label on exactly what this feeling is.

I've been alone for a long, long time. I'm used to isolation. I've never felt much fear, most likely because [101] isn't usually scared.

Yeah, I suppose anger… Hatred… Despair… Can be some words to describe it.

Maybe this is an accumulation of all the years I’ve spent… Alone, rotting away in the dark void…

But these feelings aren't mine. They're theirs.

To answer your question...

Despair, more than anything, perhaps.

Thank you for staying.

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as much as I like demo three of block tales

it doesn’t fit that much, the ‘venture into your brain to kill your emotions’ thing. But I like the concept, so I’m gonna write a spin-off another time in the future!

anyways yes I have slightly lost interest in dandy’s world. No updates, no news, the community is a little ehh… sorry.

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i hatred my life anyways have this

hmm would be better off as a john doe skin but like

WHO CARES

I sure don't. But I do care about the fact that NO BLOCK TALES AND FORSAKEN COLLAB, BLOCK TALES BANNED FROM SUGGESTIONS :( (depressed)

I did say this was a builderman skin concept but now that i think about it

It's literally just block tales fanart i'm sorry :(

But I'm sure about 65% of Forsaken players know Block Tales

Ok more info:

When below 50% hp, they're slightly annoyed, but they keep their smile.

When asking for pizza: (BT "Builderman" uses a lot of "...")

[STARES AT THE PIZZA EXPECTANTLY.]

"May I... Have a slice of pizza...?

"A slice... Would be beneficial right now!"

"I haven't had a pizza slice in a while... Could I have one?"

When asking for sentry:

"Hey... Could you build your sentry over there?

I'm sure we'll survive this if you build your sentry here.

When dispenser:

I have mine in... Another place... Could you build a dispenser here...?

I'd say... A dispenser would be great here...!

Fulfilling:

Thank you.

Thank you so much!

...Alright, let's get going.

:)

Very cool special interaction: (like with 007n7 and elliot)

Shedletsky: Yo Builderman, Mind putting down a [BUILDING] here?

[AFTER AGREEING]

Builderman: ...Of course! ...Hope you're doing alright!

Shedletsky: Huh...? Oh, thanks.

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priority healing

Reasoning:

Builderman is ahhcheeks at escape considering he doesn't have anything to aid him in running. Elliot has lower HP but he has Rush Hour, I'll heal them as long as Builderman isn't getting jumped.

Guest 1337 mains are amazing. They are always jumping the killer (and I've even seen one running away before.) I can't even use them, I have actually never blocked an attack before.

Dusekkar is Dusekkar, they protecc me, though not always. I'm guessing they aren't too good at this character yet, but they're cool. Chance players are chill, so they can get heals.

Noob is noob. I've healed one before and they manage to die five seconds after, or they ignore the pizza and die five seconds after. Shedletsky can heal themselves.

Two Time has two lives, and more often than not, they don't bring much to the team. However, I will heal them IF they're "distracting" the killer.

And then 007n7.

As a 007n7 main, yeah I just hate myself

That's the only reason

You shouldn't listen to me

Always heal 007n7s /j

Anyways do you like my cool new pfp it's from dead cells

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I wanna role-play on Tumblr!

I'm going to sacrifice my sanity but like, who cares!? I sure don't, I hate myself!

I'm probably going to do more in the future, but I have to start with one at least.

My vote is from my brother.

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wanna hawt dawg (this is in a private server)

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what i was writing instead of scarce spares

You approach floor twenty. Your entire team is dead except for you and a Gigi that equipped Coin Purse and Fancy Purse. The Vee and the Sprout had to leave, as they were too tired to keep going. As a distractor, you do really well leading twisteds away from your team members and distracting them by running around in a circle until the extractors are done with the machines. It was a boring, mindless, yet dangerous job and it made your fingers hurt, but no one else was willing to do so. You even get minimum wage tapes as your only way of really getting money was through twisted encounters, item usages, and tapes from the floor. You weren’t even allowed to pick up tapes, Sprout took them all.

The only teammate you have is Gigi, who doesn’t even have enough IQ to find a machine. Why else would the Gigi have Coin Purse and Fancy Purse? What a greedy ahh Gigi.

The elevator opens, you hear a crackling noise, followed by the sound of the power going out. Everything seemed quiet, until- Oh gosh don’t tell me it’s twisted Peeball.

It’s twisted Peeball.

Twisted Pebble barks twice after seeing Gigi and you were forced to get twisted Pebble off your only friend. But really, you didn’t want to be friends, you’d rather be with a… less incompetent person. But you couldn’t survive alone. You had to save her. That came with a price. You got hit soon after you led twisted Pebble away because of his large ahh hit-box.

Gigi also got hit once, by the Brightney that caused the blackout. You really wished Gigi chose the electrician card last time, but no. She wanted money, like all Gigi players do, twisted Gigi included. Why else would the Gigi have Coin Purse and Fancy Purse equipped? What a greedy ahh Gigi.

“Dang you, greedy ahh Gigi.” You curse under your breath, worrying about the fact that you had one heart remaining. You couldn’t distract twisted Pebble, Shelly’s Room was an AWFUL ROOM for distracting him!

Gigi had three star movement speed. She can manage, right? You just have to distract the rest of the twisted toons. Everything will be fine… You heard crunches every thirty seconds. It has been five minutes and only two out of eight machines were done! One was from your second trinket, Vee’s Remote which meant that Gigi only did one machine.

Was one twisted Pebble simply too much for Gigi’s little brain to handle? You wonder what was in that little mind of hers. Probably nothing, you already know. Or maybe Greed from Block Tales real. (/ref Block Tales obviously)

You decided to wander a little, maybe save Gigi if she’s being jumped by twisted Pebble. She’s walking around as well even though you passed through four machines while getting here. But wait, is that a med-kit?

You see a med-kit at the corner of your eye. It’s a miracle, there still might be hope for this run! You run towards it at full speed, not caring whether or not you lose the twisteds that were on you.

Gigi took the med-kit.

At this point, you’ve already had enough. You felt like your sanity levels were reaching an all-time low! This Gigi was stupid enough to use Coin Purse and Fancy Purse, not do machines, and take healing items when you clearly needed it. Oh, and did I mention she was dumb enough to use Coin Purse and Fancy Purse? What a greedy ahh Gigi.

Maybe you should grief her, it really isn’t griefing if you do that, she isn’t doing much work anyways. (/ref CyberHaptic)

Dude distracting is terrible when you have lag, you’re on mobile, and you have incompetent teammates

I will not sacrifice my sanity for the sake of my teammates