besties.. if youre still out there.... @yaba-neko
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After Abel, Dante Émile
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Russell M. Nelson And David Miscavige In Secret Bunker Having Emergency Meeting About ME 💓
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i just hope when i die it's dramatic enough that jake goes on a gritty killing spree to avenge me.
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Ocean Vuong, A Life Worthy of Our Breath, On Being with Krista Tippett
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—Li-Young Lee, From Blossoms
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i'm immune to most professional-usage poisons but if you give me caffeine pills my little mouse heart will explode. and i'm comfortable sharing this information because before the levels in my body become lethal i will kill you and everyone you love.
it's ridiculous how sensitive i am to caffeine.
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it's ridiculous how sensitive i am to caffeine.
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this is microwave and we’re fostering her for my family. she’s a bit feisty but she’s warming up to us already.
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posts that get you in big trouble with your local dso agent.
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(muttering to myself while i walk through an abandoned steam plant) bitch. bitch. little bitch. i made you my bitch. jesse! bitch. bitch. yeah bitch!
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— Tathève Simonyan, Colourless Musings
[text ID: In my corner of the world, killing is a love language.]
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Wisława Szymborska, from “Into the Ark”, View with a Grain of Sand (trans. Stanisław Barańczak & Clare Cavanagh)
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yo these violent delights are kinda awesome. wonder how they’ll end though
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shes really chill once u get used to the terrorism threats
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talking about how much i love my baby and you can't tell if i'm talking about my husband or my cat.
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jake befriended me on purpose.
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