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Supposed to be doing homework and paying attention in class. But I'm on tumblr. Dedicated to bands I like and fanfictions (I write some of them)
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Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.
Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.
Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.
Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.
Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.
Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, they’re given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and  allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.
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REPTILES ARE BACK
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Seizure First Aid. 
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 
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Little NOW Brother Coming Out Ideas
Hey beautiful peeps of tumblr. Ima tag the shit outta this
ANYWAY my little bro is coming out to the WORLD as trans (he’s comfortable with it, wants to be open about his transition) on the 5th via FB livestream. He likes a smoke bomb idea. I’ve got little smoke bombs, my big one lost the GD fuse.
But FIRST he’s gotta come out to the ‘rents. He’s doing his dad w/ cake, and we’re not sure what to do with mum. (Our parents are separated)
Any ideas on cute and creative but cheap? We’re just gonna be sick of cake after all the birthdays we just had plus the cake we’re making for Carl today!
So cute ideas for coming out as a boy! And go!
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Wrote some Dramione heartbreaking trash!
Please read and what not!
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13572515/1/A-Beautiful-Tragic-Love-Affair?fbclid=IwAR00dljZHhMF-xwHVhETLMrVDulb0J5DYjMtN8izgosuu7qxGMNuhd2xG3g
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I think the worst thing is feeling your relationship just fall apart completely at the seems 😔
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Not many people on FB follow me on here, so no names, but rant time.
RIGHT NOW!!!! I am at the ER with my partner who is FREAKING THE FUCK OUT right now BECAUSE of how much this is going to cost him.
We came in yesterday morning because of a possible kidney stone. It is a kidney stone, first one he’s ever had. So obviously, not used to the pain. We were here for 7 hours yesterday. It was rough.
My partner has good insurance through his father, whose plan he is still on because of the ACA. His ER copay is only $150. So far, he’s paid $300, $150 for today, and $150 for yesterday when we came in to have him diagnosed.
What we don’t know is how much the complete bill will be until AFTER the stay. We don’t know what insurance will cover and what they won’t. We don’t know what his out of pocket will cost.
And I am PISSED right now because he is in extreme pain and is more worried about how much this is going to set him back as opposed to getting better.
We NEED universal, Medicare For All!
I don’t care if we have to pay for it through taxes! That’s what taxes are for! To better society! Build roads! Fund schools! Make the sick better!
If you want nice shit, you gotta pay for it, and you should be happy to do so BECAUSE WE ARE A PART OF A FUNCTIONING SOCIETY! If you want to live in the land of the civilized, start caring for other fucking people
In short:
Fuck the United States Healthcare System.
Fuck the United States in general.
Fuck Trump.
And fuck anyone who is against free healthcare for all. You are the true cancer on society. A dregg on humanity.
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[In heaven]
God: You may ask me one question
Alexander: Why aren't there uppercase and lowercase numbers?
God: What?
Alexander: I WANNA WRITE LOUD NUMBERS
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Hey hairdressers and black girls alike! I NEED advice on black girl hair!
I’m writing a book with a black character and she’s getting box braids with blue tips! I need to know the process! She’s going from a big Afro to box braids!
My questions are: how are box braids made? Do you dye the tips before or after? How long is hair when straightened from a large Afro? How do you protect the hair? Do you use extensions? And anything else you can think of to make this bit of the book as authentic and factually correct as possible! Below are pics of my vision!
So from these Afros to these box braids!
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PLEASE HELP! I don’t want to fuck this up! TIA everyone! 💛
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“Every month in prison they had something called Inmate Council, where you get to meet with the prison administration and make suggestions.  I volunteered to be the representative for my housing unit.  And toward the end of the meeting, the warden asked if anyone had questions or concerns.  The NBA finals were going on at the time.  So I raised my hand and asked: ‘If the Cavs force a game seven, can we keep the TV on past lock up time?’  And she agreed.  She agreed in front of everyone.  So when game seven came around, all of us were excited.  We gathered around the TV in the dayroom to watch the game.  But right as the second quarter was starting, the television clicked off.  The CO came down and tried to kick everybody out.  I told her the warden gave us permission, but she said it didn’t matter. And that’s when things began to go downhill.  We refused to leave.  The CO went behind a protected gate and pulled the silent alarm.  We grabbed all the tables and chairs and stacked them up against the door.  We covered the floor in shampoo and water.  The security team came back with riot gear and huge cans of pepper spray, but we kept the door closed for over two hours.  When they finally got inside, they were slipping all over the place.  We just laid down on the floor and put our hands behind our back.  I was given thirty days in solitary confinement.  But I had to do the right thing.  Women are allowed to vote because some woman wanted to vote.  The Civil Rights Movement started because Rosa Parks didn’t want to get out of her seat. And next time there’s a game seven of the NBA Finals, I bet they’re going to leave the TV on in Building Six at Rikers Island.”
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I’m making bread
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I’m not okay
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I’m torn I’m having him following me
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You’re all invited
Everyone is invited to my pity party tonight
BYOB cause I’m not sharing my wine
Ima drink AT LEAST 2 bottles of wine and eat loads of junk food.
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I just had my heart broken and I just want to post about it.
It was a 3 1/2 week official relationship but I’d known him for over 3 years and we were close friends.
I’m pretty sure he cheated on me during our relationship and it’s just makes me so sad and depressed.
I’ve been crying non-stop for 4 days and have gotten drunk 3 of those days. And I’m gonna drink more tonight.
I want to confront him and find out if he cheated.
He was infatuated with me for YEARS but now he’s cold and distant.
I can’t look at him w/o crying. I love him.
I denied my feelings for him for years because I was concerned with what people would think along with the fact that I was afraid.
And once he had me, he threw me to the side for I’m sure another woman who he had been sleeping with. He slept with both of us. And it gets worse, she is his best friend’s ex girlfriend. I know that’s a big no-no in both bro code and girl code. So now his best friend is also hurting and we’re struggling together.
I regret nothing, but I’m still heartbroken.
I don’t know what the fuck got into him but it’s horrible how he treated me and casted me to the side.
If anyone wants to give advice on how to get over him, other than drinking heavily, let me know.
I’m seriously thinking about confronting him about the possible cheating. I deserve to know. But do I do it in person or over text?
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to all the 13 year old girls that follow me
if you think her skirt is cute, tell her
the guy that you have a crush on probably doesn’t take enough showers
liking 1D or taylor swift isn’t embarrassing. dont hide it
draw draw draw! you’ll be happy to have the skill later on
do your homework it’ll help with stress
when you’re overwhelmed you should run. it makes you feel better
don’t start cutting no matter how afraid you are
if that shirt doesn’t fit you it doesn’t matter
hug the people you love
know that your life is weird right now and it will get better
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reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die
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