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‘SHIT MY SISTER HAS SAID TO ME’ STARTER PACK

“How come men are taller than women? Is it ‘cause our boobs weigh us down when we grow?”

“IT’S NOT MY FAULT I’M NOT A TURTLE!”

“You got the brains and the talent, but I got the looks.”

“What’s Led Zeppelin?”

“This is why we don’t have conversations.”

“I hate when packets say ‘great for sharing!’. No. There’s like 10 of them in there, 10 for me.”

“Rome is the capitol of France, isn’t it?”

“Do you know old people? Instead of ‘Netflix and Chill’ was it like 'Scrabble and Chill’?" 

“I have loads of friends, I just don’t like any of them.”

"Sometimes I think my legs are too pale for me to wear shorts, then I look at yours and I’m like 'Oh’." 

“You can just go rot in the sewers!”

“Have you seen the Hotline Bling music video? Drake dances exactly like me, it’s hysterical. Like a cross between Chandler Bing and a white dad at a barbecue.”

“Why do you always use such big words?”

“I’m not gonna crouch down by a tree like an animal! I’m gonna hover over the edge of this bench and take a piss!”

“I’m on the free food diet, where other people pay for it.”

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Height difference

Where the smol always protects the tol

- trying to stand in front of the tol - threatening to hurt tol if tol does anything to themselves - making toll sit down so they can give them Proper Bear Hugs - complaining about tols height but also taking advantage of it and sneaking up on tol because they can’t seem them coming - leaning and resting on tol even though they complain about it

**bonus points that smol is actually pretty strong and still has the physical advantage

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um i just wanna do a facemask, get a new wardobe, and fall in love is that too much to ask

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Acting 10/10

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© Suit Up | Do not edit.

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this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen in my life ;-; (credit)

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HYUNGWON’S REACTION TO A FAN CALLING HIM IS THE CUTEST THING EVER! PLEASE PROTECT HIM!

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Eyes of HW ϟ do not edit or crop logo. 

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Quiet when I’m coming home and I’m on my own And I could lie, say I like it like that, like it like that

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Billie Eilish

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24/7

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honey 😍

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i’m a shining solo

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