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Will be celebrating discount chocolate day (feb 15) this year as I missed it last year (was in a different country)

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Sunday Confession Time

I don't like nirvana because I find Kurt Cobain's singing voice annoying

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For an unlimited time, you can have a lifetime guarantee on transsexuality. No permission needed, start experimenting today!

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Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

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horses made me transgender

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can i have some of your autism? just a taste bro i swear

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Bro might be a bit mad…

BIT. IS A MAJOR UNDERSTATEMENT.

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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

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Every time you reblog this jk.rowling steps on a lego

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Sunday confession time

There's an english teacher at my school who joined after the summer so he's kind of new but not that much but anyway he's hot and I would say that I probably do have a crush on him. This is all odd enough but what makes it worse is that I don't. I don't remember what he looks like. I have like one mental image of what he looks like but it's super fucking blurry. I do not remember what he looks like I just remember he's pretty and so's his voice. I also do not remember what he sounds like.

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well I misread that social cue so so wrong

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I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

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every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

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Me: Martin you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they'll kill you

Martin:

Extra silliness ↓

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jesus rp blogs interacting with me is sooooo funny like hey girl!

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Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us