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Gillian Anderson out in L.A. 1997

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Don’t get comfortable, fascists.

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The Thing (1982)

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perfect new meme template just dropped

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get to know me meme >> Favorite Male Characters [35/?] Mike Wheeler (Stranger Things)

I thought we were friends, you know? But friends tell each other the truth. And they definitely don't lie to each other. You made me think that Will was okay, that he was still out there but he wasn't! He wasn't. Maybe you thought you were helping but you weren't. You hurt me, do you understand? What you did sucks!

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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

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The people in the top three spots on Forbes' billionaire list—Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg—will have prime seats at President-elect Trump's inauguration next week. NBC News, citing "an official involved with the planning of the event," reports that the three tech billionaires will be sitting together on the platform with other high-profile guests, including Trump's Cabinet nominees. Bezos and Zuckerberg's companies, Amazon and Meta, have each donated $1 million to the inauguration, while Musk spent more than $250 million to help Trump win the election, reports Reuters.

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Done pretending pear's crush was unrequited, they had a relationship that she was ..fine with being open on rose's side. She loved her and chose her happyness over her own, of course, gods, but rose can be so blinded by the next new thing, the next distraction to keep the bad thoughts at bay, to keep herself from spiraling, and she IS selfish and self absorbed and hates herself and loves the world and everything in it and loves pearl and loves the humans and wants to stop hurting the things she loves so she just, goes away, and it s selfish and it s selfless and has nothing to do with steven and everything to do with him and all of them because she loves him and loves them and maybe it will be enough to outweight her selfhatred

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oh hey

(i heard abt it from this tweet)

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penis dashboard kind of night

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I love how making of Sense8 is actually much simpler than I thought.

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ANDREW GARFIELD

Photographed by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott for W Magazine (Jan. 4, 2025)

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