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Younger writers. Please, just know that you could not skip to different songs on a cassette tape, that’s CDs. With tapes you pressed fast forward or rewind and prayed.

Also, VHS tapes did not have menu screens. Your only options were play, fast forward, rewind, pause, stop, or eject.

Y’all are making me feel like the crypt keeper here, I’m begging you 😭

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perfect headline. no notes

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tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

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Found at the cemetery the other day

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I’ve seen some spectacular snark coming from the case of the dead CEO, but the one in response to the request for the public’s help in finding the culprit “Sorry, snitchs get stitches and that might not be covered by my insurance.” Is among the best.

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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

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the real secret to zuko's redemption arc is the month he spent working in public food service

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THE LITTLE MERMAID 1989 — dir. Ron Clements & John Musker

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This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

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If there are trees you aren’t alone