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I am reasonably fun to hang out with and my company is enjoyed by well over 10 people worldwide

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Idk, I have autism, most of my friends have autism, and none of us have ever done nazi shit. It's so bizarre when privileged white people with autism always have "being extremely racist" autism but no poc with autism ever seems to have that. I don't think it's your autism I think you're just a horrible racist.

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godot from ace attorney is unfuckable! what the fuck do you think this is? x-men? tron?? take the visor off idiot you’re scaring the hoes

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You have a brick. It looks like a brick. It feels like a brick. Yet, over the past few days, people have been desperately trying to buy or steal the brick from you. You're starting to feel scared.

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I'm reposting this bc I love it sm

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How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism

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Gif sets are SO important to me. Yes, please take this scene and break it up into 4 or 6 three second loops that I can study over and over to appreciate the small details of it

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Random destiny.

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anyone else 1 situation away from losing their mind

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cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

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EE BAFTA 2025 roaming arrivals :)) <3

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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

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can I just log in