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Calyrex isn't a girlboss because he's already a twink. Spectrier is the girlboss.

I will not explain further

discuss

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Comic i made in class

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Wait a fucking minute.

Is that my man SCP-5031?

The murder monster that turned into one of the head chefs of their site?

It’s fucking RAW

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On it boss o7

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Bro, my ao3 fic is 100% a very slow burn canon divergence AU where instead the villain learns to confront their issues and slowly grow as a person, whilst the hero is unable to accept this and slowly turns into the villain. It's technically a swap AU, but also kind of Canon Divergence

which ao3 tag are you?

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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Guys.

Guys.

Guys.

Guys.

Turn the audio on, for your own sake.

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Yandere Oviposition Interspecies Romance.

w h a t

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

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i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it''s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i'm not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i'm talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it's literally not even that difficult and it matters so much

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"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

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HOW IN THE [audio jungle] DID I NOT REBLOG THIS SOONER!?

Anyways, this is fucking amazing, primarina is such a fun design and punk pokemon are a weak spot of mine.

Great work!

Hisuian Primarina - The Punk Soloist Pokémon

Type: Water / Dark

Height (Female): 2.1 meters

Weight: 44.1 kg

Ability: Torrent

"Hisuian Primarina's voice can lead any pokemon (or person) into a false sense of security during battle. When it sing sings in its free time, it will, whether intentionally or unintentionally, lure it's victim into the deep water, causing them to drown. If it is intentional, Primarina will not help them and keep singing. But if unintentional, Primarina will swim towards its victim and pull them back to the surface."

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Absolutely adore the people who went for the full roundhouse kick.

My fellas were going for the S-Rank

You're welcome.

Enjoy.

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Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

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I will say nothing more on the matter

Someone asked for Jarvis noises so here you go

He's not usually this loud (he's usually pretty quiet) but this is him happy/worked up so he's breathing through his mouth.

He's a good boy

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You know what? Fuck it, let's see what I can cook up.

Alolan Drowzee

The Pink Elephant Pokémon

Type: Poison/Psychic

Abilities: Insomnia or Klutz

Hidden ability: Overcoat

Description: Alolan Drowzee's brown and yellow colouration has been altered into green and purple, the green colouration acting as a coat for the tapir. The beard from Hypno has turned into a fluffy collar for the Drowzee, the critter snuggling in and shutting their eyes due to the apparent cold. Their arms are constantly wrapped around their body as they shiver.

Pokedex entry one: "After attempting to scale Mount Lanakila in search of an elusive pokemon, foreign pathogens melded with Drowzee's biology, giving it a cold. It is often seen wandering around the mountain, apparently wishing to be caught."

Pokedex entry two: "Due to surviving far from other Pokémon, Drowzee survives off of radio waves. When feasting, they will raise their trunks and spin around. Whether they are trying to dance, it is unknown."

With high friendship, alolan drowzee evolves into...

Alolan Hypno

The Chattering Pokémon

Type: Poison/Psychic

Abilities: Insomnia or Punk Rock

Hidden Ability: Fluffy

Description: like alolan Drowzee, keeps the green colouration that looks like a jacket, but the puff of hair has turned into a dark purple mullet/mohawk. Their snout is much larger and more tapir-like than kantonian hypno, appearing to be on lookout for any radiowaves.

Pokedex Entry One: "Despite not having a mouth or vocal chords, music and chatterings can be heard from Hypno. It is believed that by eating the radiowaves, they are able to play them back via Hypno's psychic abilities. If particularly happy, they may even attempt to dance."

Pokedex Entry Two: by storing a surplus of bacteria in their snout, they can violently expel a thick sludge in an all-out attack. When they spot a Crabominable, they will not hesitate to attack."

spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.