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thinking about this video so i had to make this
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behind every gay person there is another, more evil, gay person
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I bake a Mothman shaped cookie today 🍪
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FREDDIE MERCURY performing Another One Bites The Dust, Live in Montreal (1981)
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"we like a bar" "we like a cocktail bar" OKAY SO YOU'RE GOING ON DATES?? YOU'RE GETTING FANCY DRINKS AT A COCKTAIL BAR TOGETHER?? CAUSE YOU'RE GAY??
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had a totally real and not made up dream that they rebranded as danandphilMAIMS where they uhhhhhhh *checks smudged ink written on my palm* tortured and killed us
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Talking to my parents about how the phouse could possibly take so long to build and I think my dad is trying to dox them (he wants to see the build/location)
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The main difference between the weather being uncomfortably cold, and the weather being uncomfortably hot, is that the things you can do in the cold to warm yourself up (hot food/beverage, blankets, cuddles, nice clothes like sweaters, thick scarves and snazzy jackets, getting exercise) are very pleasant and very effective, and the things you can do in the heat to cool yourself down don't do shit.
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dan’s a real sweetheart btw. if you even care
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I think we should call dans black pig the obsidian pig
golden pig x obsidian pig
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