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Hiiii, how are you?

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howdy 🤠 long time no speak!

I’m not too bad thank you - how are things with you?

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straight straight straight must be over a year old now I’m guessing but i re read that masterpiece once a month

🥹 this is very sweet! thank you for telling me

I’m glad you’re still able to enjoy it after all this time 💕

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I love your story and I understand if don't want to continue it. Just please don't ever delete it. It's a work of art 💗

this is very kind - thank you! 💕

I’ve no plans to delete it at all, dw 🥹 one very good thing came from me writing that little story — even tho it’s unlikely to ever be continued, I won’t be getting rid of it

someone had uploaded it onto ao3 at one point tho ..so should anything ever happen to tumblr - you might be able to find it on there if you still want to re-read it ☺️

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Is the story going to continue?🫶

who knows honestly 🥹 not right now tho, I’m sorry

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you can’t choose who u like dude im not trying to be weird what did I do ? all i did was call her pretty and buy her gift for xmas.

no, you’re right - very normal behaviour from you

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AND I ATE CHIPS AND DIP! I LOVE ONION DIP BUT I NEVER GET IT

why not?

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MY DAD GOT STOLLEN AND CROISSANTS AND PANNETONE FOR CHRISTMASSSSS

I’ve only had croissants before

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IT IS EXCITING THOUGH BECAUSE NOW I DON'T GET FAT IF I EAT UNHEALTHY AND MY MUM JUST WANTS ME TO EAT! SO I CAN EAT BREAD!!

bread 🥹

what a world!

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They think they're being subtle. But they're not good at it. I'll probably just drink some wine to get them to stop, but then they'll think I'm irresponsible. So I'll see. Or I can just say I'm too sick, which I probably am.

I know that someone is probably disappointed they aren't right, since I saw something about wanting to kidnap a blonde baby. But it happens that I have very secure windows.

mm probably best to give it a miss till you’re feeling better!

I think 🧡 will happily play the long game waiting - she’ll be ready to kidnap when you inexplicably leave them out in the snow

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IT WAS FOR A BIT BUT THEN IT HAPPENED AGAIN SO NOW I'VE LOST 7 KG!

crikey kid!

there’ll be nothing left of you!

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BUT IT'S SOFT SERVE, IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT TEXTURE THAN ICE CREAM

ah ..my apologies - I’m not a botanist

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👵🏻 IS PRETTY TOO AND 🇩🇰 IS BLONDE. SO STOP BEING A CREEP TO JUST 🐨, YOU CAN BE A CREEP TO ALL OF THEM OR NONE OF THEM!

😭😭

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Which is why I'm marrying him. But you'd think by their age they'd realise not everyone dates for a million years. And if I was pregnant, I wouldn't bother pretending I'm not.

So he's a bit older than my cousin, that's very cute. I like them around that age, they're still babies but they have their own personality as well, babies just lie on the floor a lot. A bit like me actually

they’re not thinking it very secretly!

he is a fun age - they’re both very lovely

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AND I'VE LOST MORE WEIGHT SO SOON I'LL LOOK LIKE A SUPERMODEL!

is that still not under control?

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ALSO THEY'RE DOING CHOCOLATE SOFT SERVE NOW AT THE MCDONALDS HERE, I TRIED IT THE OTHER DAY

is that just ..chocolate ice cream?

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Merry Christmas 👵🏻🐨🧡, I think that's all

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not the 👵🏻 catching on please 😭

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AND MY SPECIALIST ACTUALLY WORKS FOR A PRIVATE HOSPITAL!! DOING SURGERIES FOR FAT PEOPLE

and good for them!