hyrule-blues
I'm gonna be someone, someday
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Briar | ♊ | 32 | 🏳️‍⚧️ | Min's❤️ | No Minors | Formerly hyrule-taco
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hyrule-blues · 10 minutes ago
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hey if you call ICE on anyone for any reason whatsoever you should fuckin kill yourself.
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hyrule-blues · 16 minutes ago
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[盆买不买]
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hyrule-blues · 3 hours ago
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the thing about being a little kitty on the internet is that one meow is never enough to get the attention you want. i have a bomb and if u dont start petting me in the next 15 seconds it will explode. i have a magic barrier shield that protects me though.
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hyrule-blues · 14 hours ago
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hyrule-blues · 22 hours ago
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We need to take away the word twink from straight women. Your straight boyfriend who never shaves is not a twink. You are just homophonic and shaming him for wearing pink.
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hyrule-blues · 2 days ago
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this is my life philosophy
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hyrule-blues · 2 days ago
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born a girl, grew up in the great swag boom of 2012, now i'm a boy. that's the power of #swag
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hyrule-blues · 2 days ago
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Sculpture by Virtu More
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hyrule-blues · 2 days ago
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hyrule-blues · 2 days ago
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>Tall enough to stand inside >sedan height front hood for pedestrian safety >looks like a ducky :3
YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT , BUT THIS IS WHAT THE IDEAL MAIL BODY LOOKS LIKE
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hyrule-blues · 2 days ago
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hyrule-blues · 2 days ago
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trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone
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hyrule-blues · 2 days ago
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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hyrule-blues · 2 days ago
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Taki Wins ‘Soul Blade’ PlayStation Support us on Patreon
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hyrule-blues · 2 days ago
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hakusets
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hyrule-blues · 2 days ago
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remember: no matter how bad things get, no matter what disastrous policies are chosen, no matter what crises we walk into, it is imperative that you keep posting as much as possible. no political settlement is possible without you yelling online at your opponents—and crucially, at your allies
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hyrule-blues · 3 days ago
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I want music in my background of my Tumblr like MySpace days 🤣
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