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a fun idea every bi person should try: love your sexuality bc it’s amazing and a gift and there is nothing wrong and everything right with you

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we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

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i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

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Artistry herself was startled when she carved you out of marble

im not being funny but artistry will save your life. music, painting, pottery, writing, carving, weaving, the act of creating will save you.

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true talent

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no offense but after thousands of years of evolution… why can’t I breathe underwater, fly, or be motivated for more than 2 days at a time

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Nearly got, in too a fight with my doctor -_- sayeing that only drinkeing, soda is bad but … your LITERALLY need liquid too transport blood around to you’re organs… yea. great “profassionalism”.

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meirl

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jerk a man off and he’ll cum just once. teach a man to beat his own meat and he’ll cum for the rest of his life

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titty-loving boy..... I mean

Cursed Creature here

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i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

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Warning!!!!

Tumblr will not be in service February 29th, 30th or 31st. You have been given notice, so don’t complain. Service will resume March 1st.

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THIS IS CRAZY HE HAS SO MUCH RAW POWER IM IN AWE

If I ask nicely will people reblog this or do I have to be clever and funny or something too?

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