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meep

oh!

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she went off around the bend

hahaa i love the cone snail shell as a reference

also one is one of the biggest inspos for hos (haha. one) so this is so cool!!

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currency exchange is insane cause why is the switch two 700$ in the us and it became 4.600R$ over here. i am NOT buying this 💥💥💥

literally the only reason i would ever buy it is if tomodachi life 2 was switch 2 exclusive. NO OTHER REASON EVER.

bought mine in 2020 when they released the animal crossing switch and i use it so infrequently that ive got no drift problems. i shall buy the switch 2 in five years when the price goes down and they release a limited edition version with fun designs.

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OHHH THE BLORBOS

im making an object arg with my friend :) speaking of, out of the hos cast, who would be most likely stay up until like 3 am trying to solve an arg and end up losing their mind in the process. somehow end up with a bulletin board with a bunch of photos and a red string connecting all of them

WOAHH THATS SO COOL!! i love args so muchh

uncommon duo but i feel for some reason like it would be tire and snail shell? compass would join in but they don't want to stay up until 3am. snail shell's not even that interested in the story she just NEEDS to solve it.

crowbar thought it was cool but got stuck on the first problem and gave up...

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im making an object arg with my friend :) speaking of, out of the hos cast, who would be most likely stay up until like 3 am trying to solve an arg and end up losing their mind in the process. somehow end up with a bulletin board with a bunch of photos and a red string connecting all of them

WOAHH THATS SO COOL!! i love args so muchh

uncommon duo but i feel for some reason like it would be tire and snail shell? compass would join in but they don't want to stay up until 3am. snail shell's not even that interested in the story she just NEEDS to solve it.

crowbar thought it was cool but got stuck on the first problem and gave up...

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school drama!!!

ok so this guy called juno was EXTREMELY pissed off. cause liek, he KNEW hed been had, he just knew it. so he SHOT AT THE SUN. WITH AN ACTUAL GUN. the messed up part is that not only was that the sun, it was his wily one only friend too!!!!!

tbh i am NOT surprised. never liked how he danced, walked, and talked, how his face disintegrates into chalk... besides, zirconium pants went out of style in 2008, dont know why he still has them. his wife alr thought he was egocentric and she was absolutely right

hahaha what if i said there were a few miracle musical songs on the hos playlist

not TECHNICALLY tally hall but... idc

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who draws/drew the cool S all over their notebooks when in school

CROWBAR I CANT SAY IT LOUD ENOUGH ITS CROWBAR.

i think tv and safety goggles as well

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some voice hcs except i dont have them for everyone

hosts voice sounds robotic like an untuned old vocaloid and she emits static sounds always, bonus points if the pitch changes constantly and they have a bitcrusher sound to their voice also

cd sounds just like pacifica northwest. i dont make the rules

bingo sounds like the most stereotypical old man ever. picture someone saying "back in my day...." and thats exactly how he sounds

honey sounds super sweet. idk if that makes any sense at all. more high pitched but not exageratedly so

i dont actually have alot of voice hcs so thats it 💥 ill come up w more later

yah i think that like... host can imitate voices but itll always come out sounding like a vocaloid of that person. in general i think it picked a random voice generator online and stuck with it

totally agree with the cd one. yeah

if i ever were to make an official fandub i'd just make my grandpa voice bingo. now of course i would have to explain to him what an object show was...

and yeah honey is just the sweetest. shes so similar to her object lol

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reminder that bingos side profile looks like this

cd as well i fear lol

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millipede sideways baguette

oh... oh wow...

every day i log onto tumblr and am met with horrors beyond my comprehension

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i find it funny that multiple times ive sent asks like "who would like xxxx" and a ton of those times one of the answers is "compass but they dont know it exists"

give me 3 things he would love but dont know it exists

he himming compass.. (dont worry i accidentally she/her them sometimes)

cool piercings... uhhh chappell roan concerts... record players...

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baguette

ohh!!! its her!!!!

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the wiggles sounds like a super cool band name tho. they should form a band. can any of them even sing or play instruments?? scratch that, does any member of the cast in general know how to play smth or sing?

haha i wonder if someone's already used that band name. that woudl be funny

compass can play the piano and would LOVE the drums but hasn't learned them. honey can play the guitar and also the piano, she's a pretty good singer as well. safety goggles is okay on the drums. tire gives me trumpet player vibes but in like high school band

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when i first saw the "i think im a cone snail shell" "i have no idea what that is" scene i didnt know what a cone snail was either so i thought "?? its obviously a cone shaped snail shell, is he stupid?"

cone snails are an actual species

i am so dumb

hahah yeah, snail shell is specifically a cone snail shell!!

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chat are they gonna build a portal just for when he comes

great day for obnoxious hatchetfield and the wiggles fans (me)

hehehe

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me when im wiggog y'rath aka wiggly from hit musical black friday

oh wow...

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I LOVED THIS CHAPTER!!!!! screenshotz

snailshell is a canonical "oh! thats not..." commenter

theres a single black pixel in baguette. also this pic is silly, "ah, i see" and then theyre js wiggling her arms

she looks so flabbergasted

the difference in receptiveness is so funny to me

beug

the way they turned srs when dumpling sat down?? LMFAO

the cuties!!!! and dumpling ig/j also yes i will joke about this forever bc why does he js stand around doing the '_' all the time. does he even know he exists

snailshell and baguette are such a cute duo but i feel kinda bad bc i rarely include dumpling in fanart and draw baguette+snailshell ALOT

good question! he does not know he exists.

also can you tell who baguette likes and does not like. im sure its not very obvious