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Autocorrect is being unnecessarily British about Tire and I don't know why

lmao??

on a side note. did not know that british people spelled tire differently!

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update will be kinda late tonight bc bee is at a family thing until pretty late! probably around 11pm-12am est

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youll never guess what i just watched the second episode of

saracha has watched lots 1a!!!!!!

(oct 5 2025)

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I gotta know. Did merceses name herself after the car brand. Tell me or ill explode or smth idk

nope! we said a while ago that it was after her grandmother and that's still true. cammie helped her pick it :)

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rest in peace team nawsome they would’ve loved tyler, the creator

oh HELL yeah they would

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Made a couple gjinkas in class while bored

Full body CD (inspired by yours truly), ready for summer :DD

Thought i developed while drawing: She's one of those girls that doesn't fact check cultural appropriation in trends (like wearing Brazilian Havaianas in "Copenhagen style" saying it's cooler)

Two versions of Honey! One with a straw hat and flannel bow, and another in a full flannel (Note: The hat in n1 is a bit above because she has a full bun taking over the hat), what do y'all think would be more her vibe???

Thought i developed while drawing: She's canadian or at least half-canadian, and from Saskatchewan specifically

I've still not done Safety Goggles bc i'm not sure how to do her properly, so ideas are appreciated :D

And question: Is every competitor from the US or are the competitors from all around the world? Or someone from a different nationality that died in the US? I got really curious thanks to my thought about canadian Honey :3

they’re so cute I love them!!

I feel like the first one is more honeys vibe but they’re both adorable

And good question!! the way things work in the mainframe are like. ever so vaguely regional, so everyone in the show did die in the US, but not all of them are actually from the US.

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hi hoslings!! good news and bad news.

good news, the next part releases tomorrow!! we'll be fully wrapping up tire's memories and trust me, you're gonna love it. i might need to barricade my room in case someone tries to kill me for it but tee hee. ha ha. it'll be a long-ish part again since it's just memories and those don't take too long to do. in bee's words, less than 10 but more than 5.

bad news... bee's been too busy to be able to get the finishing pages done. as such, we'll be going on a one week hiatus after tomorrow's pages and coming back with the end of episode 1 on august 22nd. it's gonna be kinda silly because it's just two pages but. it is okay! and then after that we'll be going on hiatus again for maaybe a month? depends. the form for voting will be sent out with the final part so that'll be fun as well!!

i feel like there's enough content in the next part to feed y'all until the 22nd. it's gonna be a good one. hee hee...

ok! see you guys back tomorrow at an undefined time for the next part...

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Sometimes i'm going through my day and just remember that in 1987 a junkyard owner in Brazil saw a shiny blue powder in his dumpster and found it so cool he took it home, let his friends and family play with it (some even inhaled and ate it), took it to the bus with him and showed it to people in the junkyard every day

Then people got sick like crazy because the powder was fucking Caesium-137, a VERY radioactive material that remained from a dismounted X-ray machine. 4 people died from direct radiation (the close family) but thousands got sick and contaminated in the process, some also dying indirectly. To this day the bodies are buried in lead coffins so the radiation doesn't spread to the ground

Anyways who would do this out of the HOS cast??? I'm thinking either Crowbar or Host but i'm not sure

OMGGG I KNOW THIS STORY its so fascinating...

and yeah i think both crowbar AND host would do this. radiation doesn't really affect host so she'd be fine though

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Not the best photo of her but would Host like my doggy Mel??

(She's a 5y/o shih tzu. Her name is the portuguese word for Honey)

awww baby!! Yes it would. it would also like the fact that she shares a name (kinda) with one of their contestants

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hos characters ranked on how likely i am to accept it if they ask me to join their group for a group project

i have motives

snailshell honey and compass seem smart and reliable, i can tell they wouldnt either hog all the work or do nothing :3 conus looks like she would pick the hardest part for herself so the others can rest easy

baguette and tire look very helpful/reliable :3 i think theyd know how much to fuck around and how much to actually work on the damn project

host knows EVERYTHING. this would be a powerhouse move if i thought she was reliable but i dont think so?? tv seems helpful enough

butter toast and safety goggles look avg on group projects and they wouldnt get in the way mostly!! i feel like

i cant tell if cd would actually try or if she would js fuck around. bingo is an old man idk about this lol

crowbars stupid and loud, the overconfident type that would think he can do well just improvising his lines (he cannot). dumpling would try his best but he would def mess something important up or hog a ton of work to try and help but doing worse than if he actually let the other members do something

someone would do everything but forget to prepare the slides and the whole group would be panicking till someone manages to make it 5 mins before the presentation im sure of it. who?

yeah this feels about right. host would get distracted really easily and wouldn’t be a good teammate…

for the last bit… crowbar and compass in that order

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Would host like ouppy

awww. Yes they would!

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forgot to add this!! my cat would HATEEEEE host. -7/10. since touching them canonically feels like static, she would try to rub against him, feel static, freak out and run across the house destroying everything in her way. host would chase her not understanding animal social norms and that would make it WAY worse. do NOT let her near an animal

no yeah host would absolutely chase her. that or it would drop to its knees in despair

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chat guess who just realized we missed butter toast’s birthday….. (it was August third……..)

oopsies…! i need to. start putting these. on my calendar

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how does one get snowgrave by accident anyways. you have to backtrack at the start, kill everyone, keep willingly pressing proceed and get it.. like genuinely. how does dumpling do it

i don’t even know dude. it’s a combination of assuming you have to kill everyone AND not knowing how to play the game

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ranking hos characters on how much my cat would like rhem (shes very friendly)

tire: 8/10, a little shyness at first but she would like her alot!!

crowbar: 0/10 she would NOT like him. he looks like he pets cats like theyre dogs if that makes any sense

compass: 8/10 she would like them :33

honey: 10/10 well.

cd: 9/10, cd would try to ignore or shoo her to see if she leaves her alone, would backfire completely

sg: 7/10 she looks calm and like someone who wouldnt bother her too much, theyd get along

baguette: 10/10 baguettes literally me and lily loves me, ofc theyd be best friends :3

snailshell: 9/10 shes so nice! but that may backfire if she tries to interact w lily too many times since she might try to run away

dumpling: 4/10 out of sheer bad luck. she might try to bite him if in object form if he trips and falls on the floor cause of the pork

tv: 7/10 rhey look good w animals from the horse

bt: 8/10 he looks very dad. shed like that

bingo: 5/10 she might be scared of him. if he feeds her its an 8

i definitely think honey, snail shell, and baguette are animal lovers lmaoo

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look

daughter

OHHHH KITY!!!!!!

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Mine and Star's doodle sheet from yesterday! (Pointing out some of the HOS related stuff) (btw guess who mostly drew each side)

Big Mercedes, Hosrse and burnt Monster can

My CD Gjinka! :D With CD buns and grey colourful hair + her Stanley with a Labubu keychain

Baby Cammie + another CD gjinka

Tire, Bean and Crowbar :DDD (I drew him wrong accidentally ignore that)

Snailshell, tiny snailshell and unfinished snailshell

UGLY AHH BABY😭😭😭😭😭😭

i love the cds omg she’s so

i also see that noelle holiday and the blue bone🤨