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daily affirmations

- I will own a house and decorate it just like I've been dreaming of for years

- I WILL OWN A HOUSE

- my house will have the cutest decor ever

- I will have the most peaceful house of all time

- house

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best part of KPop Demon Hunters is all the ridiculous faces the girls make

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when you reach a certain level of fame and fortunes as myself, your flop posts go from 2 note flops to the illustrious 15 note flops

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what are you supposed to even do if you're hot and asexual. how to I convey that just because I'm the most fuckable person in this grocery store doesn't mean that I'm the most fuckable person in this grocery store. oh jessica rabbit we're really in it now.

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occasionally I still see people complaining abt top/bottom discourse in fandom and like. my hot take? they don’t have to have penetrative sex at all 😭

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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

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too much monogamy in fandom in general

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"I asked chatgpt-"

Well I asked the host of the community radio station of a small desert town and he said "Don't let numbers tell you what to do. You are blood and earth, not theory and chalk", so maybe think about that.

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im so charmed by characters who are likely to have the worst day of their life at any given time in the story where we happen to check in on them

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gay people: hi, im gay

Society: that's cool

Victor Frankenstein: *trembling* don't ever make the mistakes i did...

Gay people: yes victor Frankenstein

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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

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incestuous abuse and rape are so prevalent in the nuclear family structure (by design) and yet when you make art discussing these topics while not disclosing your “status” as a survivor, people think you’re just writing it for fetishistic purposes. really funny conundrum. it’s kinda like how some people dont acknowledge a person’s place in the LGBT community until they make a #comingout instagram post. nothing’s real unless you announce it for everyone via social media