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I should add Kilgore Trout to my kin list

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Wren: Deploy Adambrella

i like this comic a lot so far

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user in my tumblr asks: hey I heard you support [random ass person I've never heard of] and I heard from another source that they are a proshipper and an age regressor and a nazi racist and a swamp monster Me, away from my computer at that moment: *notices an eyelash that has landed on the tip of my finger* oh boy! I can make a wish! I wish for another eyelash! *blows it away*

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I usually try to avoid online drama like the plague but right now I'm on my knees facing Mecca hoping that Kyle Gass of Tenacious D doesn't do a public apology for saying that his birthday wish is that they don't miss Trump's head next time. Please keep it real Kyle, I love you my Kyle, I want you to keep it real Kyle. Kyle please.

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i no longer trust any institutions, i think we should replace all institutions with fun things like pinball and icecream

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you know the discord server real as fuck when you're regularly having deep emotional discussions in the porn chat

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japanese gentlemen stand up please

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israel is massacring gaza!

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Moon music I wanted to practice making something in the style of the Fez OST so I cobbled together a sketch of what I thought a theme for the moon would sound like

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"Look into the sky and see the pattern..."

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"Max G. had a better Pewdiepie episode than South Park."

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i think im very tragically predisposed to liking heavy stoner rock music because im a guy with long hair the same way a dude would be predisposed to scratching his ballsack all the way clean off like a scab because he has chlamydia

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100% lore accurate risk of rain 2 fanart

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mark Z deadass wrote the scene with the australian woman like someone had a gun to his head saying "keep describing her boobs as 'pacmen'"

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That one franchise where the primary series of events preceding the protagonists stories feature two sibling gods that, amidst a great disagreement, one ends up trapping the other on the moon.