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“A certain serial bluffer”

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Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

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this was my dream last night:

anywayyyssss~ *runs away*

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Fnaf

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Anyway,

Glad we cleared that up.

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Everyone else: gritty courtroom drama

Edgeworth: romance, harem, slow burn 50k, enemies/rivals-to-lovers, love quadrangle (?)

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"why hasn't chappell roan done x" because she's been touring nonstop all summer. that's why there's no studio version of the subway. that's why there's no good luck babe music video. it's not a conspiracy she's just busy

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i tried to draw the old ponies in friendship is magic style at school 💖

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TRANSGENDER BLINKIES BUNDLE

FREE TO USE!!

[MORE PRONOUNS COMING VERY SOON!!!!]

TERFS, SWERFS, RADFEMS DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT

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need to get snake bites!!! now

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(guy who is 3 months late to the trend) Gothscene..... Forever.....

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sorry for south park but i had this joke

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Kicking Edgeworth

Kicking Edgeworth

Kicking Edgeworth

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the filly i look out for