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“Brown, Daniels, and Gilbert helped her in every possible way, but they didn’t invent her. Not even Stiller invented her. And she herself didn’t understand what she was all about. The world simply grasped that she was unique and to be treasured, and it flocked to see her.” -'Garbo' by Robert Gottlieb

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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I need to have more free time to draw them

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spotify doesnt start tracking songs until january first. right now is free reign. listen to whatever the hell you want. no one will know. its between you and the spotify demons.

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First David, now Doja, next year’s top artist is going to start with a D. Calling it from now.

My Spotify wrapped has once again clocked me as gay.

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Hedy Lamarr as Delilah

Samson and Delilah (1949)

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I skewed my data so bad because of Doja’s latest album. 20 out of my Top 100 Songs were hers…

Hello! If you feel comfortable sharing I’d like to see your Spotify wrapped. Was your top song this year your favorite? Or did you go through a phase that completely shifted your data (like I did…)

hello dark mysterious and handsome mutual!

I don't think those AURORA songs would be my favourites out of her songs tbh they're just at the top of the playlist. frankly I don't know who my 3rd most listened artist even is. the rest makes sense. can I see your Spotify wrapped?

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I have nothing to say for myself…

I hate to admit it, given some of Doja's questionable actions,but Scarlet 2: Claude is a banger.

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tumblr is my scrapbook, i find something pretty i want to look at later and i glue it to a page . like yesssss you are my little memory forever to look at lovingly

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We reclaiming tonight bois

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"#notice how i put kathy between garbo and marlene so they would have to face each other"

Hey Op that's a very interesting tag. I want to know what the implications are here.

old hollywood’s (rumored) sapphics vs. chairs

joan crawford - legs on the armrest, looks comfortable

bette davis - leg up, pyssy facing the world, no fucks given. much to learn from this

greta garbo - both legs up on the chair. cosy. you can hug your legs or hide your face behind them, convenient for someone who prefers being alone.

katharine hepburn - it was hard to pick just one out of the million photos there are of her sitting weird (so i didn’t). being “ladylike” was never and option for her and i respect that enormously.

marlene dietrich has fully abandoned the chair and is sitting on a table.

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dojacat: celebrating 5 years of Hot Pink with some new artwork for the wall 🩷🔥

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Fridge too full from all the other leftovers that the Turkey has been sitting on the dining table for 2 days now. If I stop posting today you’ll know what killed me.

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Food coma

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It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else

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AAHHHHHHHHH!!!