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hyacinthcollective · 4 days ago

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Our system is so silly. Wydm the monotone, low energy kinda strict caretaker/protector (Almost entirely physically in that, he doesn't look after us emotionally unless absolutely needed) cishet* dude who never really makes jokes has his most effective front trigger being the song 'I am now going to bark at you' by thquib? His name is Bradley! The most unusual thing about him if he was physically separate to us would be that he likes math!

#* hes aroace and does have a gender queer partner so calling him heterosexual isn't the most accurate but. yknow #system stuff #plural system #plural stuff #pro endo #endo friendly #endo safe

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hyacinthcollective · 12 days ago

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Only just found this again- this was posted the day before we discovered our system which is fucking hilarious

I absolutely love the inside joke in this friend group of pointing out plural symptoms in 🪻, considering it is almost definitely a singlet, and purely just has a lot of aligning symptoms. Would I be surprised if ze were plural though? Absolutely not. /silly -📜

#thank you to our new mutual on Thepals for spam liking our entire blog and letting us find this absolute gem /gen

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hyacinthcollective · 12 days ago

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RAHHH MY @potato-lord-but-not STICKERS CAME

#AHHH I LOVE THEM #I GOT A HOBIE DOODLE FUCK YEAH #THANK YOU POTATOLORD #love how off-topic this post is from all our system ramblings-

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hyacinthcollective · 18 days ago

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interact with this post if you believe aspec identities are queer

trying to prove a point (not forced!!)

#vv queer #aromantic #asexual #aroace #asexual spectrum

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hyacinthcollective · 18 days ago

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if you voted for trump, block me. you're a horrible fucking person.

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hyacinthcollective · 18 days ago

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queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you

#please don't silence yourself #they want you to disappear #do not give them what they want #politics #lgbt pride #transgender #trans #gay #lesbian

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hyacinthcollective · 19 days ago

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Love living in an all AuDHD household

Went into the kitchen needing something to chew on, brother gave [] wooden cutlery without judgement, now much, much calmer cause got smth chewable

#- Avian 🪶#([] = whatever the appropriate 1st person pronoun is)

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hyacinthcollective · 22 days ago

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I realise and recognise that it's my job specifically to look after the body but GOD, do I hate eating

#our safe foods specifically suck.#it's horrible when /no one else/ will front to eat.#currently bribing myself into eating the steak by having a blueberry after eat mouthful.#because blueberries are good.#the steak is not.#but I /will/ look after and maintain this body even if it kills me #(I will not be allowed to get that far. dw)#tw food #tw ed implied #system stuff #sys blog #sysblr #plural system #pluralpunk #plural stuff #anti anti

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hyacinthcollective · 27 days ago

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Medical papers are always so funny when you're trans

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

#' Clinical Notes: Transgender ' is repeated multiple times on every single page of the full work up of my blood test #I'm not on HRT #I don't know why its needed information #but it's fucking hilarious to read through

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hyacinthcollective · 1 month ago

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It will never not be hilarious that we've got a guy who's sources are;

Hermes (greek myth)

Hermes (EPIC the musical)

Hermes (Hades video games)

Icarus (greek myth)

Icarus (Hades video games)

The song Dear Icarus by Anna Miriam Brown

And...

Hawks from My Hero Academia

#well. technically Hawks from a specific mha fanfic but we're not naming the fanfic due to embarrassment so #system stuff #sys blog #sysblr #plural system #pluralpunk #plural stuff #hades game #hermes hades #epic the musical #hermes epic the musical #hades icarus #I'm not tagging my hero for this #the fandom is terrifying #pro endo #endo friendly #endo safe

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hyacinthcollective · 1 month ago

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I always forget that we're visibly disabled and then someone asks if we're good and capable of doing something, and I kinda blank for a moment cause.. why wouldn't I be?

#post inspired by a librarian at our schools library making sure we were good on the stairs and knew there was a lift #(I do absolutely appreciate it cause she was nice and just making sure. but I genuinely forgot that the cane means we're visibly disabled)

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hyacinthcollective · 1 month ago

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I always forget that we're visibly disabled and then someone asks if we're good and capable of doing something, and I kinda blank for a moment cause.. why wouldn't I be?

#post inspired by a librarian at our schools library making sure we were good on the stairs and knew there was a lift #(I do absolutely appreciate it cause she was nice and just making sure. but I genuinely forgot that the cane means we're visibly disabled)

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hyacinthcollective · 1 month ago

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!!! We're gonna eat your art actually /vpos /silly

Saint Abernathy

#meeting so many cool people in the AJW discord fr!#<- heyyy how does one acquire an invite to this discord server?

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hyacinthcollective · 1 month ago

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Abernathy truly does live up to his middle name (Saint)

Abernathy got frontstuck the first time he fronted and was stuck for six days, here are things he did whilst frontstuck:

1) didn't go batshit insane. 2) he got our chronic pain diagnosed by explaining pain he hadn't yet experienced so well the doctor knew what it would likely be. 3) then went grocery shopping and got shit for everyone in the sys, not just himself. 4) worked two shifts at work. 5) did our first day at our new school. 6) made a friend at said school. 7) got us into the habit of brushing our teeth twice a day (we're normally lucky to get our teeth done once a month)

#8) played eight hours of stardew valley (whlist watching multi hour long youtube videos about stardew valley) in one day #that one isn't rly a positive but he certainly did it #hes also doing all this with a thick southern American accent. we live in Australia and have a slightly English accent normally #- Bradley #system stuff #sys blog #sysblr #plural system #pluralpunk #plural stuff #pro endo #anti anti #endo friendly #endo safe

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hyacinthcollective · 1 month ago

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No fr. Give us the next books already. We read Compound Fracture way to fast

Andrew joseph white the author that you are

PS if he doesn't release his future books today I don't know what I'll do

#Compound Fracture took us 12 days #that is exceptionally slow for us #and it was still too fast cause now we have a year until a new book

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hyacinthcollective · 1 month ago

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Genuinely can't believe that Host used the 'fact' we don't get headaches that often as an argument against being a system