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NOvember. ive had enough

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i literally have no choice about voting by mail because eight years ago i literally got gerrymandered out of having a polling place 🙃 this is not an exaggeration, i was informed that with the way district lines had been redrawn i no longer had a polling place and was required to vote by mail

(and if you don’t have one yet, don’t worry!

see how you can register to vote

find your polling place )

rb with your plan in the tags<3

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Working at an aquarium will have you saying things like “this is my favorite scallop because he’s sassy”

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The Great Azure Serpent and the Woman Clothed with the Moon (Mixed media on watercolour paper, 2024)

Painted for the ever-patient Apollo as part of the 2023 FF Art Auction. It took me a long time to get things looking right, but I'm so happy with the result! (And thanks to @ammyc-art for the n!ghtshading!)

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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

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Tbh, this is more interesting than the anecdote about them asking David Lynch to direct Return of the Jedi and Lynch turned it down because he felt Chewbacca was too weird.

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There’s so much to unpack here:

Pack of Beakers

Goth Beaker

The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer

The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer

The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur

The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning

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This is the best idea in the history of film.

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listen here tumblr, i’d have done the boops legitimately if the app didn’t crash every twenty boops on other people, but remain stable if im just booping myself on an individual post. i did like 2/3 of the boops legit even with the app crashing every three minutes, you can’t shame me for this because i have no shame

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the worst part about cardio is the laundry

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🎃  Happy Halloween tumblr! 🎃

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SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

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reminder for those who forgot or guide for those who missed it the previous time:

SUPER BOOP: hover over (on PC) or hold (on mobile app) the boop button until it rotates

EVIL BOOP: the same, but wait till it rotates three times

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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?