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Anywhere, anytime.

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They would have smoked Corypheshit and Meredith before lunchtime was over.

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Varric: Alrighty! What’s new?

Anders: Well, just recently I learned that you refer to Hawke and I as “handers,” and I don’t like that.

Varric: Uh, I got it, but what I was going for was, you know... how’s your life?

Anders: Like everybody else’s: subject to entropy, decay, and eventual death. Thank you for asking.

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Hawke: How do you just eat when there's a dead guy laying there?

Fenris: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?

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“If I had a sovereign for every time I was sidelined from a battle only to get betrayed and falsely accused of murdering a royal I would have two sovereigns which isn’t a lot but it’s kinda weird that it happened twice”

- Aeducan Warden

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Loghain: It’s just like chess. Sometimes, to win, you have to sacrifice your king.

Warden: That’s exactly how you lose.

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(Before In Your Heart Shall Burn)

Inquisitor: Who’s in charge here?

Cassandra: Well, usually that’s whoever yells the loudest.

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Aveline: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

Varric: We have three, actually.

Hawke: Pick your favorite.

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Anders: What up, I’m back

Nathaniel: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Anders: Death is a social construct

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Warden, during awakening: You’re doing great! On most of my quests there would have been a death by now

Anders: What?

Warden: Nothing

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“News flash! I have no plan! Everything I’ve done in the last three, maybe four, years has been me making stuff up as I go along.”

- Hawke

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Fenris thinks that maybe, he finally knows what having a family is like. (Feb 2020)

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ha ha ha

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Wolves!

many Solas sketches 📣💕💕💕

PSD lines of these will be available at my Patreon on march 1st!

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im late to hanging out with my girlfriend cos i cant stop thinking about this STUPID WIENER

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don’t trust the apostate 2: reborn

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